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Fist Missile
@fistmissile.bsky.social
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My forum for public declarations, and a commodified way to be harassed, stalked, and maybe violate my job’s social media policy.
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Holy fuck when was the last time you presented a ticket?
Ticket for F1rst Wrestling Wrestlepalooza 15 with the Minneapolis rock Band Four on the Floor (known for leaning on to 4 on the floor beats by every band member having their own bass drum and keeping a 4/4 beat on it for every single song) on June 28th of 2019 at First Avenue in Minneapolis- which is a rock bar with a stage.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Free football. Hashtag test so sorry. #NFL #overtime #NFL+ #Eagles #Chargers #Philadelphia #SanDiego
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Actually kind of cheating on it a little with America’s Game of the Week because I have too much technology in here.
A grey wall. Mounted above all of it is a 65 inch flat screen which is too high up. Below it is a 55 inch flat screen TV sitting atop a cheap looking AV receiver. In the lower third of our perspective is a wooden table with an old tall, powerful looking speaker- a bunny ears antenna perched atop. A white shelled PlayStation 4 Pro has a PlayStation 5 (fat) stacked on it. PS5 controller in the foremost ground on the arm of a couch and another next to the system stack. The smaller television and receiver are to the left/center from all of that. The above screen is playing the recording of The Minibosses (a band which plays Nintendo songs from the NES) at Magfest 2019. They are bathed in professional lighting and are comprised of regular looking dudes. The lower screen shows NFL football - Bears/Packers. Looks like their ball just got kicked.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Cody’s goin’ through it back there
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Haha I tweaked my back carrying my gear out of the Acadia. Nothing more rock and roll for old Fist Missile tonight than an ice pack and a couple cold MGDs.
Chubby middle aged man with a long beard, wearing an unadvisedly undersized and stretched out white tank top bearing the Los Pollos Hermanos logo from breaking bad and a pastel Hello Kitty Hawaiian shirt. He’s holding up a black and gold Miller Genuine Draft beer can and a 1/3 filled ziplock gallon bag filled with ice. He’s almost smiling.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The Hazy Phase. These guys really really kick so much ass.
The Hazy Phase - a three piece rock band. A tallish hat wearing man with a grey beard in a Sun Records plays a sunburst Ibanez hollow body 6 string guitar on the left. A bespectacled man with neatly trimmed hair and a short beard plays a red drum kit in the background. On the left a man with a long grey beard, a loose blaxk stocking cap and a red flannel shirt with black stripes plays a black cigar box guitar. They are in the throes of playing dirty, heavy, bar rock.
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Haha I forgot to take a picture.
Instruments set up on the stage at The Acadia Cafe on Riverside in Minneapolis.
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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🫡
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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This thing is concerning
Some kind of AI Maggie Lisa Simpson with two arms coming off the left shoulder.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Proper good cunt
John Cena, cropped and coifed shiny brown hair, looking fuckin slick, swarthy, angular faced with his eyebrow raised like Spock from Star Trek as if to convey “This surprises me” in a bluish pinstripe suit, white collar shirt under and muted shiny gold tie. Background is like black with a blue corona radiating from a broad black iris.
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Guys
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Still apparently happening
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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He was so cute!
Vladimir Kozloff and Santino Marella in casual clothing, sitting in cushy chairs on the Abraham Washington show (WWECW in like 2008)
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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“Me’n Frankie laughing and drinkin’. Nothin’ feels better than blood on blood. Taking turns dancin with Maria as the band plays Night of the Johnstown Flood”

@jamesgunn.bsky.social
Cover of Green Lantern/Green Arrow no. 87: Green Lantern John Stewart is dragging a wounded Green Lantern Hal Jordan, pointing his green power ring at the us. Stewart says “They whupped Green Lantern— now let ‘em try ME!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Kenny Loggins: “I, like many artists I know, don’t remember shit. [chuckles]” Kenny Loggins, older and healthy looking light skinned man wearing a dark coat and a silky blue scarf around his neck, loosely tied at the nape. He’s got a short, white grey beard and medium short hair of the same color, coifed back and pointy. His face expresses mild amusement. The room behind is dimly lit, angular with shades of beige.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Language-wise, the word “Supplement” punches waaaaay above its weight.
Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages • Learn more supplement noun → /saplamant/ 1. something that completes or enhances something else when added to it. "the handout is a supplement to the official manual" 2. GEOMETRY the amount by which an angle is less than 180°. verb: ® /saplament, saplamant add an extra element or amount to. "I looked for a part-time job to supplement my income" Similar: alinmenti increaco
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Black Russian car drizzled with gold fur. Beardy long brown hair man views this cat. He have grey “Wrestling is Gay” shirt that he bought from Effy. The background is black- no light.
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I think he’s got it in him.
Davis Mills, Quarterback for the Houston Texans in the National Football League (NFL) serving dimes in the Dominion War.
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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You’re either Nexus, or against us!
Bearded man in a leather jacket and a WWE “The Nexus” T shirt. The logo is a yellow square on black shirt, with a stylized black “N” on the yellow square.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Google on iOS Safari will not, for its life, google this YouTube video for me.
A cell phone picture of a TV showing the PS5 YouTube app’s offering of the Iron Sheik 2007 Shoot Interview (reupload) - a thumbnail snapshot of Shieky looking stern, amongst a tesseract of other video suggestions sporting similar thumbnail preview pictures.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Suburbs are gettin it too #NorthernLights
Northern lights in the suburbs Northern lights in the suburbs with spooky tree silhouette Foggy pillars of pink tinged green light in the sky over black tree silouhette
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Yeah I gotta
Minnesota northern lights: the dark of the night sky is clouded in grey/green rays, with reddish stream radiating out from the silhouette of a tree in a skyline of little cottages, hardly defined aside from orange and white squares of lit rooms through windows. On the bottom left corner is the side of a house closer up and it’s slightly better lit, different beige and tan walls.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Stranger Things Gatorade looks truly revolting. Tastes pretty good tho.
White guy left hand holding clouded short glass filled with ice and a greenish brown liquid.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM