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Colton the fish squeezer🐟🪴📚🏕️🐝
@fishsqueezer.bsky.social
Biologist in Idaho, lover of nature, taking pictures, books, family, art. Politically active & outraged, but that's not why I'm on Bluesky. Views my own.

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pfp: 4-frame collage with spouse, horse, Monstera, fish
banner: beaver pond
This is how far away it was when I spotted it, with progressive levels of camera zoom. Pretty dire for a species that relies on camouflage.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't know, nature is a risk taker. The process of evolution (especially sexual reproduction) creates a lot of weird or maladaptive traits. Genetic recombination is a dice roll that creates millions of dead ends that are nonetheless interesting, and what we understand has heavy survivorship bias.
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
While ranching in the upper Sonoran desert, we already knew if there would be a super bloom by the end of October. Unless the wildflowers sprouted during a wet fall, there wouldn't be time for them to mature & bloom in the spring. The seedlings were quite resilient to frost while hugging the ground.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*I should have said "with rhyme but no reason"...a missed opportunity. That's what happens when you write a poem in two minutes. Oh well.
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Great news, generative A.I. is dehumanizing and wildly inappropriate for what is supposed to be a personal relationship with deity.

You probably know many people who are members of that church, but aren't weaponizing their faith for oppression or social media influencing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
And of course where would we all be without our beloved "bugs" (that rarely share our affection and would kill me with a glare if they could)? #Inverts
November 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Here are some angry plants as well. The first one (Puya alpestris) will one day be absolutely gorgeous with turquoise flowers but in the meantime might be proto-carnivorous because the recurved spines occasionally catch and kill birds, sheep, etc that then decompose and fertilize it. 😬🪴🌱
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
There are definitely some hostile looking mushrooms in the world. 🍄📷
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Kinda interesting to compare water year precipitation with snowpack at a continental scale. Most of the western US has been very wet since October 1, but there is almost no snowpack anywhere except at the very highest elevations because it has been so ridiculously warm. #hydrology #wx
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Well, I suspect they will still allow us to manufacture and maintain their food delivery system.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I wish it was my Christmas tree, it is some guy a few houses down and quite frankly I'm offended that the mycorrhizae (wow, I spelled that right the first time!) have chosen him over me.
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm at a loss trying to figure out what exactly "biblically accurate crustacean" means.
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
How can we help, what is it that you need?
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
To be fair, I'm a fish/wildlife biologist, not an entomologist, so it's not really my world. But I'll admit it's much more adjacent than like...business or finance or something.
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They probably will come back - larger trees and branches often take them more than one night to finish gnawing through.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Do have a similar map of what the expected precipitation is over this interval? Arizona, I suspect, doesn't generally get much since monsoon season is over, so even a little probably pushes them into wet territory...just curious. You obviously don't need to do more pro-bono work, I just wondered.
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That's a lovely animation, how did you do it? 🍄📷
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hahaha...I like yours on so many levels. Here's mine:
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM