Ryan @fischjis
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It does seem cruel and unusual
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It does seem cruel and unusual
Last Christmas, I almost avoided that song. The very last day it was played in Safeway. This year, to fill us with fear, they’ll play it five time more often (often).
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Last Christmas, I almost avoided that song. The very last day it was played in Safeway. This year, to fill us with fear, they’ll play it five time more often (often).
I’ll drink the coffee. You can find something else to put in your mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’ll drink the coffee. You can find something else to put in your mouth
Want some cappuccino?
a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt next to a rock
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December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Want some cappuccino?
Absolutely. Please wear that nothing
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
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December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Absolutely. Please wear that nothing
Words ARE hard. Thank you.
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Words ARE hard. Thank you.
It still slays me how quickly OP moves on from "celery up the ass, etc." "Etc." is doing a ton of work 😂
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It still slays me how quickly OP moves on from "celery up the ass, etc." "Etc." is doing a ton of work 😂
Why would I want to stop you?
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why would I want to stop you?
I always wondered how you blew
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I always wondered how you blew