Firstname Johnson
@firstnamejohnson.bsky.social
No need to follow me
They also could not sound more phony than when they think it works to combine the two concepts into one statement. “President Trump is busy sending your kids to die in an illegal war in Venezuela instead of bringing down the price of pork rinds.”
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
They also could not sound more phony than when they think it works to combine the two concepts into one statement. “President Trump is busy sending your kids to die in an illegal war in Venezuela instead of bringing down the price of pork rinds.”
Canceling roads because a car rolled a stop sign
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Canceling roads because a car rolled a stop sign
As if he was an upstanding guy but hey anybody can become a pedophile if you fall under the wrong “influence”
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
As if he was an upstanding guy but hey anybody can become a pedophile if you fall under the wrong “influence”
(Someone steals)
The president: let the thief go free and punish some kids
(51% of voters cheer)
The president: let the thief go free and punish some kids
(51% of voters cheer)
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
(Someone steals)
The president: let the thief go free and punish some kids
(51% of voters cheer)
The president: let the thief go free and punish some kids
(51% of voters cheer)
Maybe they just don’t want to tow the line and use metaphors correctly
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Maybe they just don’t want to tow the line and use metaphors correctly
Emperor Palpitations
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Emperor Palpitations
To Jett Woo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, now available on DVD
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
To Jett Woo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar, now available on DVD
I have a doctorate in a physical science. My title is Dr. Johnson. I am not “a doctor”. It’s a pretty simple distinction.
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I have a doctorate in a physical science. My title is Dr. Johnson. I am not “a doctor”. It’s a pretty simple distinction.
I kind of wish Mamdani didn’t go have that chummy meeting with him
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I kind of wish Mamdani didn’t go have that chummy meeting with him
On Seinfeld they walk a lot, take the subway sometimes. They do ride cabs as well though.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
On Seinfeld they walk a lot, take the subway sometimes. They do ride cabs as well though.
Dan Cloutier whiffing on the Lidstrom shot from center ice?
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Dan Cloutier whiffing on the Lidstrom shot from center ice?
Round of Gansetts on me
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Round of Gansetts on me
Did I just wander into the GCB
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Did I just wander into the GCB
How does the AJ Brown saga work itself out?
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
How does the AJ Brown saga work itself out?
Now, to sit back and watch this go viral
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Now, to sit back and watch this go viral
Chamoun’s Way > Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, you heard it here first
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Chamoun’s Way > Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, you heard it here first
Dude, you know there’s another way: you could become an oncologist
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Dude, you know there’s another way: you could become an oncologist