@firstnameed.bsky.social
I also stepped down as Apple CEO today, it just didn’t get as much fanfare.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I also stepped down as Apple CEO today, it just didn’t get as much fanfare.
Dude speaks Spanish really well, too.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Dude speaks Spanish really well, too.
Viceroy Stancil has a ring to it
January 17, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Viceroy Stancil has a ring to it
We know that. We all saw the election. That shit doesn’t need coverage right this second - everyone needs to see *this* and now.
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
We know that. We all saw the election. That shit doesn’t need coverage right this second - everyone needs to see *this* and now.
If they don’t like it, they can move, right? Isn’t that what they love to say?
January 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
If they don’t like it, they can move, right? Isn’t that what they love to say?
The least offensive thing that fuckwit has done
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The least offensive thing that fuckwit has done
New Hampshire isn't in Iran.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
New Hampshire isn't in Iran.
it's not a person
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
it's not a person
The "geniuses" that assumed rich white men with huge amounts of power would always act in good faith. Right.
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The "geniuses" that assumed rich white men with huge amounts of power would always act in good faith. Right.
Fuck that and fuck him
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Fuck that and fuck him
Can we also get rid of the magical black person and funny and/or sassy gay best friend?
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Can we also get rid of the magical black person and funny and/or sassy gay best friend?
wooooo looks like he's banned!
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
wooooo looks like he's banned!
That doesn’t have to be the only thing it’s lube for
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That doesn’t have to be the only thing it’s lube for
Rename the podcast.
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Rename the podcast.
Wow, check out that lovely, clearly happy person’s account. Yikes.
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Wow, check out that lovely, clearly happy person’s account. Yikes.
Dan Bon-voya-gino?
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dan Bon-voya-gino?
I, for one, will be pre-ordering the new DSM and flipping immediately to the mental health section.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I, for one, will be pre-ordering the new DSM and flipping immediately to the mental health section.
Obviously sent to Olivia Nuzzi.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Obviously sent to Olivia Nuzzi.
I'm breathlessly following your live tweeting of the Nuzzi book like a nerdy @zola.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm breathlessly following your live tweeting of the Nuzzi book like a nerdy @zola.
It's SO GOOD
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's SO GOOD