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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀>:( DON’T FUCKIN LAUGH IM SRS
October 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM

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October 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀blink blink.. ” oh. yeah, you’re right. BAHAHA-- ” DROPPING that cat, so SO amused. ” OHH shit. that’s funny... don’t joke about that shit again. ”
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
so true!! for someone so misogynistic, he does take orders from a lot of women 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

common feminist w /lhj
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
very real actually
no handlers been up to the task 😮‍💨😮‍💨 ( except maybe eve, but yk. no eves in sight i fear sbsbbsnsn )
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” oh yeah? so you’re a little fuckin’ liar then, that it? ” ough, now adam’s got him by the scruff. the murderous intent is definitely there--
October 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
GOT NOBODY CAUSE IM BRAINDEAD
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October 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
AND THE SECOND ONE,,, u love bottoming dont u adam,,,
October 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... clenching his fist. ” the 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 did you say? ”

oh, cas, now you’ve ACTUALLY pissed him off.
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.... ” WELL??? ”
October 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.. eye twitch. ” do i LOOK old to you, fuckhead? ”
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” IT’S ALL ABOUT CONTEXT. i had like. 30 fuckin’ direct descendants, at least half of ’em called me daddy. YOU...

were bein’ a FREAK. ”
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” ... DID YOU JUST FUCKIN’ SAY DADDY??? ewwww-- EWWWWWWW... ”

sorry, cas, you’ll find that he kink shames a lot.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀” 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳. ” chomping on his ear. 💢💢
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... ( FWUUUMP. big 10’ tall goat leanin’ on him. 🙂‍↕️ )
October 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀I SEE EVERYTHING BITCH IM THE FATHER OF. UH. LITERALLY EVERYONE.
October 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM