Thank you for this.

We're always addicts. It's just a matter of whether we find and stay in recovery or not. It's like Type 1 diabetes. We're stuck with that bitch. But daily maintenance can keep things moving in the right direction :)

It'd certainly be the most human.

Literal LOL that I needed after a long night at work

Yep. I am also no longer a professional. I guess that's ok; haven't had to wear a nursing cap in quite a while 🙄

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That's why all the other NFL reporters make fun of him.

Shoot me now.

I must be a total whore, cos this is me every day 🤣

Frag the lieutenant! Frag the lieutenant!

I thought I knew you 😭

Condoms didn't exist before 1950? Hmm🤔

The lack of sex ed in this country is abhorrent. Especially in the home, and extra especially for boys. Having said that, once a young man becomes an adult, it's on him to learn how things work. That's part of (or should be part of) being an adult.

I then had a black cat that appeared to have Barbie rabies running through the house, flinging pink, foamy cat saliva everywhere. Good times. f/

My five-month-old black kitten (first pet as an adult) got into the trash bag where I was tossing out the remains of my first Thanksgiving turkey. Emergency vet said to give him Pepto-Bismal. Do not recommend. 1/