If my dog had a fridge

Early career people:
We have funding to subsidize travel to the conference.

Tis the season and all!

Seriously. What's the joke in academia? We do all our work for free but they pay us to grade.

I will do rigorous testing while you're in the clink

I'll hold the sandwich for you, keep it safe

I'm gonna superglue it to a 2x4

Me either, I defended Rocket's honor and then she betrayed me by being on it the whole time

(It was under the dog this time)

She does what people do because she knows she's people!

🙏 thank you, team Johnny needs appeasement

Every day I don't see a picture of Johnny I get nervous for him so please continue posting him forever

Especially when my kid's friends had ill-advised play pods and mine was excluded from them because of my shitty immune system. What a shitty time it all was/is!

This is exactly how it went in my house during the pandemic because of my immune system and I, too, am still not happy about it. But my partner literally works for epic games so good luck not letting our kid play fortnite, apparently

Feels like it's all I do!