Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞
@firemanchris.bsky.social
[18+] Kinky former fireman married to
@elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.
@elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.
Since we’ve had a bunch of rain lately, currently listening to a frog serenade outside. 🐸
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Since we’ve had a bunch of rain lately, currently listening to a frog serenade outside. 🐸
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Went out today prepping for a big damn ice storm, which is what the forecast says is coming to NC. Saw an old dude with two cases of wine. A lot of mushrooms. A quart of heavy cream. And a lot of pasta. Everyone else was running around grabbing bread and cookies, but that man had a plan.
January 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Went out today prepping for a big damn ice storm, which is what the forecast says is coming to NC. Saw an old dude with two cases of wine. A lot of mushrooms. A quart of heavy cream. And a lot of pasta. Everyone else was running around grabbing bread and cookies, but that man had a plan.
One frustrating thing about my neurodivergence with my job is exercise planning. Think being a D&D DM but with real fire engines & whatnot.
And like a DM knows sometimes the players don’t stick to your script. I get super annoyed & have to remind myself it’s OK because that’s the point of doing it.
And like a DM knows sometimes the players don’t stick to your script. I get super annoyed & have to remind myself it’s OK because that’s the point of doing it.
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 PM
One frustrating thing about my neurodivergence with my job is exercise planning. Think being a D&D DM but with real fire engines & whatnot.
And like a DM knows sometimes the players don’t stick to your script. I get super annoyed & have to remind myself it’s OK because that’s the point of doing it.
And like a DM knows sometimes the players don’t stick to your script. I get super annoyed & have to remind myself it’s OK because that’s the point of doing it.
Dropped daughter off at the airport this morning. Being flown cross country for a 3rd round in-person interview, which seems a pretty good sign.
Back in the city she spent the past 4 years in & we just moved her home from. 🤪
Back in the city she spent the past 4 years in & we just moved her home from. 🤪
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Dropped daughter off at the airport this morning. Being flown cross country for a 3rd round in-person interview, which seems a pretty good sign.
Back in the city she spent the past 4 years in & we just moved her home from. 🤪
Back in the city she spent the past 4 years in & we just moved her home from. 🤪
My boys!
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
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January 15, 2026 at 11:11 PM
My boys!
It’s not much of a river for water, but Hollywood likes it.
RT with your home river
RT with your home river
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It’s not much of a river for water, but Hollywood likes it.
RT with your home river
RT with your home river
Well, candidacy for intimidating job has come to an end. Had a very nice phone call with the hiring VP who let me know I came in at a very strong 2nd place & 1st place candidate has accepted. Came down to them having significant experience in one of the areas I was light on.
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Well, candidacy for intimidating job has come to an end. Had a very nice phone call with the hiring VP who let me know I came in at a very strong 2nd place & 1st place candidate has accepted. Came down to them having significant experience in one of the areas I was light on.
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Dinner tonight included pan seared chicken with a sherry/shallot cream sauce. Which included the sherry igniting in the pan in a rather spectacular & unplanned fashion. Daughter was impressed/horrified in equal parts, while I explained it away as “just extra flavor”. 🔥😬
January 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Dinner tonight included pan seared chicken with a sherry/shallot cream sauce. Which included the sherry igniting in the pan in a rather spectacular & unplanned fashion. Daughter was impressed/horrified in equal parts, while I explained it away as “just extra flavor”. 🔥😬
Tomorrow is my first day back to work in literally a month (12/5 was last day).
This is gonna SUUUUUCK!
This is gonna SUUUUUCK!
a little girl is sitting on a couch and making a face .
Alt: a little girl is sitting on a couch and making a face .
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January 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Tomorrow is my first day back to work in literally a month (12/5 was last day).
This is gonna SUUUUUCK!
This is gonna SUUUUUCK!
Well I didn’t see a girl in a flatbed Ford. But standing in a truck stop I did see a fire engine, my lord.
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Well I didn’t see a girl in a flatbed Ford. But standing in a truck stop I did see a fire engine, my lord.
Impacting daughter currently- a lot of the entry-level CompSci jobs have dried up because companies figure they can use AI for the entry level & have more experienced people clean up the slop. 😡
I've started to see arguments that we have to get used to AI Slop coding even if it isn't great, because it's fast. Humans could go faster, too, if they're allowed to turn in stuff that only sometimes works. Such a fascinating double standard that will in no way come back to haunt, naw.
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Impacting daughter currently- a lot of the entry-level CompSci jobs have dried up because companies figure they can use AI for the entry level & have more experienced people clean up the slop. 😡
The fucking tire is flat again! The same damn one. The brand new tire that still had a label on it. 🤬
We haven’t driven anywhere (leave this morning).
We haven’t driven anywhere (leave this morning).
Roadside assistance already called for trailer…still sitting in-laws’ driveway. 🤣 Discovered one tire was flat when we loaded car yesterday. Aired it up & was flat again this afternoon. But they brought a new wheel & tire, jacked it up, and swapped it. Pit crew-like speed from the tow truck driver.
December 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The fucking tire is flat again! The same damn one. The brand new tire that still had a label on it. 🤬
We haven’t driven anywhere (leave this morning).
We haven’t driven anywhere (leave this morning).
My MIL also made some kickass bacon/egg breakfast sandwiches with jalapeno/habanero cheese, in case you thought all Midwest food was bland. 🌶️🥵
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My MIL also made some kickass bacon/egg breakfast sandwiches with jalapeno/habanero cheese, in case you thought all Midwest food was bland. 🌶️🥵
Several of the Christmas presents were wrapped with this gold foil metallic paper & @elleqsabine.bsky.social’s father kept saying it should be used to make ‘’men’s panties” and we’re all 😳😲😵💫😂
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Several of the Christmas presents were wrapped with this gold foil metallic paper & @elleqsabine.bsky.social’s father kept saying it should be used to make ‘’men’s panties” and we’re all 😳😲😵💫😂
Roadside assistance already called for trailer…still sitting in-laws’ driveway. 🤣 Discovered one tire was flat when we loaded car yesterday. Aired it up & was flat again this afternoon. But they brought a new wheel & tire, jacked it up, and swapped it. Pit crew-like speed from the tow truck driver.
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Roadside assistance already called for trailer…still sitting in-laws’ driveway. 🤣 Discovered one tire was flat when we loaded car yesterday. Aired it up & was flat again this afternoon. But they brought a new wheel & tire, jacked it up, and swapped it. Pit crew-like speed from the tow truck driver.
Prepping references for the intimidating job has meant catching up with folks I haven’t talked to in awhile. One former direct report & I spent an hour on the phone last night filling her in on daughter & other things & hearing about her grandkids & retirement life, which was great.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Prepping references for the intimidating job has meant catching up with folks I haven’t talked to in awhile. One former direct report & I spent an hour on the phone last night filling her in on daughter & other things & hearing about her grandkids & retirement life, which was great.
Daughter’s car is now loaded on a trailer behind my truck for the final leg of the road trip when we leave the in-laws’ the day after Xmas. This will be the furthest I’ve ever towed a trailer so please send good thoughts for my nerves that morning. 🤪
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Daughter’s car is now loaded on a trailer behind my truck for the final leg of the road trip when we leave the in-laws’ the day after Xmas. This will be the furthest I’ve ever towed a trailer so please send good thoughts for my nerves that morning. 🤪
@electraheartt.bsky.social A very happy birthday to you! 🎂🎁🎈👋🍑
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@electraheartt.bsky.social A very happy birthday to you! 🎂🎁🎈👋🍑
Somehow - despite being married to a Hoosier girl for a quarter century - I went to my first Indiana HS basketball game tonight.
Yeah, it’s like you’d expect in this state. 🏀
Yeah, it’s like you’d expect in this state. 🏀
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Somehow - despite being married to a Hoosier girl for a quarter century - I went to my first Indiana HS basketball game tonight.
Yeah, it’s like you’d expect in this state. 🏀
Yeah, it’s like you’d expect in this state. 🏀
It’s been a very interview-y week. Aside from mine on Wed, daughter has also had an online interview & is on a 2nd (different) one right now. Both back in the city we moved her out of /checks calendar/ 5 days ago. 🤪
And now I’ve gotten a screening questionnaire for another I applied for months ago.
And now I’ve gotten a screening questionnaire for another I applied for months ago.
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s been a very interview-y week. Aside from mine on Wed, daughter has also had an online interview & is on a 2nd (different) one right now. Both back in the city we moved her out of /checks calendar/ 5 days ago. 🤪
And now I’ve gotten a screening questionnaire for another I applied for months ago.
And now I’ve gotten a screening questionnaire for another I applied for months ago.
I’ve never had an interview that started the night before with a really nice dinner & wine with the hiring manager. I should have started applying to “intimidating jobs” a long time ago. 😂
We’ll see how I feel by the end of the day tomorrow.
/consults 3 page interview schedule/ 😵💫
We’ll see how I feel by the end of the day tomorrow.
/consults 3 page interview schedule/ 😵💫
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’ve never had an interview that started the night before with a really nice dinner & wine with the hiring manager. I should have started applying to “intimidating jobs” a long time ago. 😂
We’ll see how I feel by the end of the day tomorrow.
/consults 3 page interview schedule/ 😵💫
We’ll see how I feel by the end of the day tomorrow.
/consults 3 page interview schedule/ 😵💫
Just walked into a mall the first time this season and…what song is on the speakers?
Any guesses?
Any guesses?
a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a glass door and says `` it 's time '' .
Alt: Mariah Carey in her he’d Cristina’s dress breaking out of a block of ice and saying “It’s time.”
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December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just walked into a mall the first time this season and…what song is on the speakers?
Any guesses?
Any guesses?
It’s the weekend after Thanksgiving, so as tradition dictates I’m hanging Christmas lights on the house. Already did the yard work & have a pot of Hatch chili verde simmering.
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s the weekend after Thanksgiving, so as tradition dictates I’m hanging Christmas lights on the house. Already did the yard work & have a pot of Hatch chili verde simmering.
Introduce yourself with 5 answers to common security challenge questions.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 answers to common security challenge questions.