So Sam Altman is admitting that every person that has come before him and successfully raised a child is smarter than he is. Cool self-own, bro!

How quickly everyone has forgotten that Jesse Helms existed ...

They're too concerned with engineering an "Underdog Max" WDC story to end this era of cars the same as the last era. They don't have time to be concerned with trivial matters like track layout!

I'm glad in the south, we only get one type of snow. We call it "Bread & milk & staying home"

How long before we start memeing her like the Iraqi Information Minister?

I switched to DuckDuckGo a while back when Google really started pushing AI results. Now fucking DDG does it to. Is there ANY search engine that doesn't try to force AI slop on you!?

"Zero Pod" 2.0 awaits us!

```An AI-assembled version of Gargano’s Christmas cake, for instance, would have people cooking a 6-inch cake for 3 to 4 hours at 320°F (160°C).

“You’d end up with charcoal!” she said. Meanwhile, traffic to her turkey recipe is already down 40% year over year.```

SHHHHhhhhh..... let the AI models ruin customer trust in them. We've been warning them for ages that it's all garbage output, let them eat the word vomit the ATI models return and see how people feel after that.

ChatGPT gonna fuck up Thanksgiving like that Marie Calendar Pie!

Yes yes, I want to take relationship advice from the organization with multiple millennia of covering up child abuse and their leader that has, by rule, never been in one.

You go worry about ending REAL evil in the world and leave the rest of us alone. Start in your own church!

Yes but South Park improved it with the "cooling spray"!

Congratulations, you are carrying out xkcd's theory

xkcd.com/1053/

There's at least TWO dozen at this point... but some of us stopped watching a few years ago and some of us just don't talk about F1 publicly out of shame.

You're deadnaming him.... he prefers "Secretary of War" now. And you know how easily offended conservatives can get about misgendering and deadnaming!

Microwaved and swirled in powdered cheese "sauce".... mmmm mmmm GOOD, right?!

The cognitive dissonance of people who claim Irish heritage and then cheer on the police, racism, xenophobia, etc is staggering. Learn about the history you claim to be part of.

Actual Irish people HATE the stereotypical "I'm 15% Irish" Americans who cheer on imperialism