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I’d like to propose a new law. If you don’t know how to put gas in your car, you lose your license.
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’d like to propose a new law. If you don’t know how to put gas in your car, you lose your license.
I've witnessed friends do really stupid stuff while high. But that's nothing compared to the stupid things I've seen them do while in love
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I've witnessed friends do really stupid stuff while high. But that's nothing compared to the stupid things I've seen them do while in love
My prison pen pal is being released next week. Been nice knowing you guys and being alive and stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My prison pen pal is being released next week. Been nice knowing you guys and being alive and stuff.
Son: What's the difference between karate and judo?
Me: Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of.
Me: Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Son: What's the difference between karate and judo?
Me: Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of.
Me: Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of.
I am "filters are used for coffee and/or water, not for photographs" years old.
Yep. I'm THAT old.
Yep. I'm THAT old.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I am "filters are used for coffee and/or water, not for photographs" years old.
Yep. I'm THAT old.
Yep. I'm THAT old.
Santa's getting pretty old now. Christmas won't be the same when he dies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Santa's getting pretty old now. Christmas won't be the same when he dies.
Watched "Sex and the City 2" with the wife. Because shooting myself in the face with a cannon full of rusty nails would wake the kids.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Watched "Sex and the City 2" with the wife. Because shooting myself in the face with a cannon full of rusty nails would wake the kids.
Last night I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Last night I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
Q: Why is it scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
A: Cause if they feel forward they would still be in the boat.
A: Cause if they feel forward they would still be in the boat.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Q: Why is it scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
A: Cause if they feel forward they would still be in the boat.
A: Cause if they feel forward they would still be in the boat.
I need a hug.
Sorry, typo,,meant to say "I killed a bug". Damn Siri always thinks she knows what's best for me!
Sorry, typo,,meant to say "I killed a bug". Damn Siri always thinks she knows what's best for me!
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I need a hug.
Sorry, typo,,meant to say "I killed a bug". Damn Siri always thinks she knows what's best for me!
Sorry, typo,,meant to say "I killed a bug". Damn Siri always thinks she knows what's best for me!
I seriously thought about moving my coffee maker next to my bed but that would pretty much eliminate all of my daily cardio.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I seriously thought about moving my coffee maker next to my bed but that would pretty much eliminate all of my daily cardio.
An email from my parents typically would look like this: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
An email from my parents typically would look like this: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Obama's a Muslim
Women clean toilets using Clorox, rubber gloves and a scrub brush.
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Women clean toilets using Clorox, rubber gloves and a scrub brush.
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
When people say how much my kids look like me, I wish they wouldn't sound so shocked.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When people say how much my kids look like me, I wish they wouldn't sound so shocked.
There are 20 year olds that don't understand the reference "you've got mail". Like I wasn't feeling old already you stupid 90's baby son of a…. #jokes
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There are 20 year olds that don't understand the reference "you've got mail". Like I wasn't feeling old already you stupid 90's baby son of a…. #jokes
I've never told anyone someone said hi.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've never told anyone someone said hi.
When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being frickin awesome at everything."
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being frickin awesome at everything."
I asked the pharmacist which laxative is the shittiest. I think it's a fair question. #adultjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I asked the pharmacist which laxative is the shittiest. I think it's a fair question. #adultjoke
She sells seashells by the seashore because she has terrible business sense and shouldn't be selling them where people can get them free. #dadjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
She sells seashells by the seashore because she has terrible business sense and shouldn't be selling them where people can get them free. #dadjoke