Financial Pro-Tip: Question the motives of those who demand non-violence as a response to systemic violence.

Financial Pro-Tip: Incorporate yourself as an LLC. You're not criminally liable for anything anymore. Your effective tax rate is zero, and you're eligible for tons of government assistance.

Financial Pro-Tip: Earn your degree online with an afternoon on Photoshop.

Financial Pro-Tip: Get a fake ID that says you're 21 and you can milk your parents insurance for another five years.