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Nico 🌈👑
@finalgirlvibes.bsky.social
Part-time genius, full-time snack enthusiast.

Yorkshire 🇬🇧
Married 👬🏻🏳️‍🌈
Pup daddy 🐶🐶
Horror fanatic 👻



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Isn’t it funny that for over a year, DT has been saying no to releasing the files - but he had nothing to hide - and now all of a sudden he wants to release them…

Was this delay so that his buffoon crew had time to remove any evidence of him being associated with Epstein? 🧐
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
11 years in… still obsessed 😍

Happy anniversary, nut job xo
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I did an egg and spoon race (the egg was a bouncy ball)… I slipped but my recovery was spot on 🤪
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Night 3: She’s barely standing 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I drank far too much last night. I am not ok 😵
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Night 2: Brief - skin 🤭
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Night 1: I scrub up well for a sick person 😬
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’ve just realised, I’ve sat playing Pokémon for 6 hours… I’ve not slept and I’ve not packed… I leave for the airport in 4 hours 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nothing better than a chest infection and fever the day before I’m supposed to go to Gran Canaria 🫠
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone

Please ignore the weird face 😅
2013 I think. I was 20 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Feeling a little delicate today. 🤕

No I’m not hungover!

I’m having my teeth straighten but I have an overcrowded mouth and had to have some out at the back 🫠

I’m craving coffee right now though and I can’t drink hot drinks 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Good night you beautiful fuckers 😘
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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No plans, no clothes, no shame. Just me, my bed, and the deep philosophical debate of whether nudity is the ultimate luxury (spoiler: it is 🙂‍↕️).
February 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Happy best day of the week… it’s been a while 🤭

#fcf
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you care to find me xo
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November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
There’s something about this app… every time I open it up, you guys make my testicles tingle and my trouser-weapon pulse 😮‍💨
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November 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’ve finished all 8 seasons… I’m a pin’n’mix of emotions 😭

I need a new series! Help wanted xoxo
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I read somewhere that a blue whale‘s poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of shit in the world, behind Donald Trump. 🙂‍↕️
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@dab90.bsky.social and I are starting a new religious following for those with moustaches…

If you have a moustache, we will worship you.

We will be calling it Moustachianity 🙂‍↕️ 🙏
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November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
You’re all soo beautiful 🥹 I’m feeling broody (horny) 😍
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just remembered I had a drs appointment for a scan on my private area (my balls… they scanned my balls) last year and never got my results back 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
While my husband went to a hyrox class at 6:30am, I went for a McDonalds breakfast…

Opposites attracted 🤭
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Hi, it’s been a while 🙇🏻‍♂️
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Went to a cute fireworks Fair 🥹
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Ok fine! 😤
October 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM