Force Ghost™
@fieldmontgomery.bsky.social
Dad to Teen Queen, lawyer to your pets, gratefully retired infantryman in a past life, educator of sorts. Pineapple belongs on pizza. Fascists need not apply.
They forgot “ugly sweater”, “ wisecracking best friend”, and “artisanal hobby became a career”.
T’is the season.
T’is the season.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
They forgot “ugly sweater”, “ wisecracking best friend”, and “artisanal hobby became a career”.
T’is the season.
T’is the season.
He may be retired.
But he’s still watching you.
So behave yourselves.
You know who you are.
But he’s still watching you.
So behave yourselves.
You know who you are.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
He may be retired.
But he’s still watching you.
So behave yourselves.
You know who you are.
But he’s still watching you.
So behave yourselves.
You know who you are.
Tell me, does anyone else feel seen by @bencollins.bsky.social ?
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tell me, does anyone else feel seen by @bencollins.bsky.social ?
Any lies detected?
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Any lies detected?
The question keeps being asked...
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The question keeps being asked...
Good morning, @shay3322.bsky.social!
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning, @shay3322.bsky.social!
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices* suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
(*Folks, nobody of Caribbean descent would find this abomination acceptable. An insult to the ancestors.)
(*Folks, nobody of Caribbean descent would find this abomination acceptable. An insult to the ancestors.)
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices* suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
(*Folks, nobody of Caribbean descent would find this abomination acceptable. An insult to the ancestors.)
(*Folks, nobody of Caribbean descent would find this abomination acceptable. An insult to the ancestors.)
Yes, this is the truth, right here.
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yes, this is the truth, right here.
My, my, my.
The very definition of "accursed."
The very definition of "accursed."
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My, my, my.
The very definition of "accursed."
The very definition of "accursed."
Sure, you Apple aficionados keep it up about your super-duper products.
Us Samsung folks have a bit more to brag about.
Us Samsung folks have a bit more to brag about.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sure, you Apple aficionados keep it up about your super-duper products.
Us Samsung folks have a bit more to brag about.
Us Samsung folks have a bit more to brag about.
Every time I get worried about AI, I see this dreck and feel reassured.
I'm sure David Hasselltht feels the same.
I'm sure David Hasselltht feels the same.
October 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Every time I get worried about AI, I see this dreck and feel reassured.
I'm sure David Hasselltht feels the same.
I'm sure David Hasselltht feels the same.
Seems apropos.
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Seems apropos.
Yup. We've discussed the beauty and utility of Benchmade over the last few years.
Plus ResquMe tools for glass breaking. No gunfire needed.
Plus ResquMe tools for glass breaking. No gunfire needed.
October 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yup. We've discussed the beauty and utility of Benchmade over the last few years.
Plus ResquMe tools for glass breaking. No gunfire needed.
Plus ResquMe tools for glass breaking. No gunfire needed.
Only surpassed by a recent photograph of the UK's Opposition Leader:
October 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Only surpassed by a recent photograph of the UK's Opposition Leader:
That will never be my favorite Quayle glitch. This was.
Remember what's wrong with this picture.
Remember what's wrong with this picture.
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That will never be my favorite Quayle glitch. This was.
Remember what's wrong with this picture.
Remember what's wrong with this picture.
This is marketed as “sushi pizza”.
Seriously.
Seriously.
October 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is marketed as “sushi pizza”.
Seriously.
Seriously.
If you had this, know that you ruled your block.
Unless somebody had a louder one.
Unless somebody had a louder one.
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
If you had this, know that you ruled your block.
Unless somebody had a louder one.
Unless somebody had a louder one.
I remember when the Airborne was deployed to protect the vulnerable.
Guess we're a long way from the days when a Republican President actually did the right thing.
Guess we're a long way from the days when a Republican President actually did the right thing.
October 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I remember when the Airborne was deployed to protect the vulnerable.
Guess we're a long way from the days when a Republican President actually did the right thing.
Guess we're a long way from the days when a Republican President actually did the right thing.
“The far right never seizes power. It’s always politely invited in by nice people.”
October 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
“The far right never seizes power. It’s always politely invited in by nice people.”
Well played, Tim Onion. @bencollins.bsky.social
October 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Well played, Tim Onion. @bencollins.bsky.social
But tell us how you really, really feel, Sir.
A lot of folks agree with your assessment, while admiring your restraint.
A lot of folks agree with your assessment, while admiring your restraint.
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
But tell us how you really, really feel, Sir.
A lot of folks agree with your assessment, while admiring your restraint.
A lot of folks agree with your assessment, while admiring your restraint.
Dear GOs/FOs.
When SecDrunk gathers you all together for his meeting, pre-empt him.
Before he says anything, recite your Oath, together. Rededicate yourselves to the Constitution, openly, for him to hear.
Then he can speak.
When SecDrunk gathers you all together for his meeting, pre-empt him.
Before he says anything, recite your Oath, together. Rededicate yourselves to the Constitution, openly, for him to hear.
Then he can speak.
September 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dear GOs/FOs.
When SecDrunk gathers you all together for his meeting, pre-empt him.
Before he says anything, recite your Oath, together. Rededicate yourselves to the Constitution, openly, for him to hear.
Then he can speak.
When SecDrunk gathers you all together for his meeting, pre-empt him.
Before he says anything, recite your Oath, together. Rededicate yourselves to the Constitution, openly, for him to hear.
Then he can speak.
My British friends are not only multicultural; some of them are kind of interesting, albeit slightly confused about their own history.
Exhibit A.
( @ottoenglish.bsky.social , how very odd. Might be worth a new book.)
Exhibit A.
( @ottoenglish.bsky.social , how very odd. Might be worth a new book.)
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My British friends are not only multicultural; some of them are kind of interesting, albeit slightly confused about their own history.
Exhibit A.
( @ottoenglish.bsky.social , how very odd. Might be worth a new book.)
Exhibit A.
( @ottoenglish.bsky.social , how very odd. Might be worth a new book.)
I've a feeling he has a lot more cartoons to come:
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I've a feeling he has a lot more cartoons to come: