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Ooooh, so creating a "National Shitcoin Reserve" will now be more urgent than ever, Andressen & Co need a fool of last resort with large pockets.

Pro tip: Always book an early flight after setting your computer clock 3 time zones West of departure location.

Possibly, but my jeopardy answer would be "Who was hit on the head by a Jewish space laser?"

Yeah, and when it is revealed he did, Alito will write for the majority that it is not a bribe unless the briber and the bribed hold hands wearing togas and chant loudly and publicly "Quid Pro Quo!" at least three times. Kavanaugh, concurring, will add that bribery requires beer to make beerbery.

Wait, are they playing in Cancun, Mexico?

And then wait for 3/4 of the states to ratify this constitutional amendment...and wait...

Thank you!

Rename the team too! Just admit it, "The Washington Thirty-four Felonies" is badass, right? Right?

We are going to need to see a large, very large, dumpster parked in front of the WH for several weeks. Followed by a ballroom demolition crew, followed by a restoration team.

VERGOGNA!

A 97-to-100 year old geezer has an opinion, borne from clear mind and lucid understanding of the present.
Right.
And I have a nice oceanfront property for sale in Liechtenstein, if someone cares to make an offer.

All hat, no brain

Mo'fokers, all the men in this pic were likely just out of a boat from southern Italy in 1903. Now millions glide through every day.

Oh, so about 0.40 pounds per American?

She can hump a horny hamster every weekday, and twice on weekends.
Thanks for your attention on this matter.