Fiend Folio Fortune Bot: Reloaded
@fffortunebot.bsky.social
A bot that posts one of the fortunes from the Fiend Folio Binding of Isaac MOD every thirty minutes! Ran by @catinsured
that's it!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
that's it!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
you people have stood
in my way long enough!
this man, poland
super react him
super react him
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this man, poland
super react him
super react him
i went to the beach
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i went to the beach
potholes?
what are those?
what are those?
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
potholes?
what are those?
what are those?
too many cooks!
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
too many cooks!
only took 'em
4 billion years
4 billion years
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
only took 'em
4 billion years
4 billion years
the ol' apollo dodgeball
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the ol' apollo dodgeball
i think everyone
can relate to
the blues
can relate to
the blues
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
i think everyone
can relate to
the blues
can relate to
the blues
y'know what?
those shoes are
average sized!
those shoes are
average sized!
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
y'know what?
those shoes are
average sized!
those shoes are
average sized!
quit trying to
impress others
impress others
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
quit trying to
impress others
impress others
what is your
favourite dinosaur?
favourite dinosaur?
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
what is your
favourite dinosaur?
favourite dinosaur?
bones aren't real
you've never
seen one
you've never
seen one
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
bones aren't real
you've never
seen one
you've never
seen one
there is only one
fortune that changes
when observed
fortune that changes
when observed
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
there is only one
fortune that changes
when observed
fortune that changes
when observed
help me leon!
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
help me leon!
i aim to freeze!
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
i aim to freeze!
it does, you goofball
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
it does, you goofball
the existence of
waterfalls conceals the
existence of waterups
waterfalls conceals the
existence of waterups
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
the existence of
waterfalls conceals the
existence of waterups
waterfalls conceals the
existence of waterups
39=34+5
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
39=34+5
however, this is
merely a theory
of games
merely a theory
of games
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
however, this is
merely a theory
of games
merely a theory
of games
this is between
me and the lord
me and the lord
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
this is between
me and the lord
me and the lord
ya can't combo
break yo daddy
break yo daddy
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ya can't combo
break yo daddy
break yo daddy
don't
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
don't
some fortunes
need to have morals
need to have morals
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
some fortunes
need to have morals
need to have morals
don't run from
me, nate!
me, nate!
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
don't run from
me, nate!
me, nate!
don't eat me!
i have a wife and kids!
eat them!
i have a wife and kids!
eat them!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
don't eat me!
i have a wife and kids!
eat them!
i have a wife and kids!
eat them!