Favella Toboggan
@fffff.bsky.social
Issues editor, Daily Tegelarp
Drink is killing me and keeping me alive.
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Drink is killing me and keeping me alive.
there's nothing of me left
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
there's nothing of me left
Sleasis and Sluthead
January 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sleasis and Sluthead
To the tune of Baby Shark: fuck this shit
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
To the tune of Baby Shark: fuck this shit
A measure of ease versus popularity. A measure of impulse versus requirement for premeditation. No more than than two boxes of paracetamol versus a gun in the drawer.
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
A measure of ease versus popularity. A measure of impulse versus requirement for premeditation. No more than than two boxes of paracetamol versus a gun in the drawer.
I think we've lost. Maybe we've lost.
October 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think we've lost. Maybe we've lost.
For better or worse, all there is is people.
October 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
For better or worse, all there is is people.
all this ICE stuff is just to distract you from trannies making drama
October 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
all this ICE stuff is just to distract you from trannies making drama
The world is a terrifying and awful place and if you can extract any net joy from it, you've beaten the odds. Do the thing.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The world is a terrifying and awful place and if you can extract any net joy from it, you've beaten the odds. Do the thing.
Sir, a woman banging you is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sir, a woman banging you is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
Always a dull moment.
September 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Always a dull moment.
I lost who I was so fucking long ago that I don't even remember who that person might've been.
June 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I lost who I was so fucking long ago that I don't even remember who that person might've been.
The secret is to be handsome or charismatic, then know how to walk away.
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The secret is to be handsome or charismatic, then know how to walk away.
Love.
What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
Oh I'm so glad you asked! I knocked myself out with a frozen bag of omelettes.
May 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Love.
I'm having a lovely time thanks for asking.
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm having a lovely time thanks for asking.
You have to wonder sometimes what's worth it.
May 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You have to wonder sometimes what's worth it.
Every day is a safari through generalised anxiety disorder by proxy.
May 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Every day is a safari through generalised anxiety disorder by proxy.
Sorry I seem down today. It's just that I'm feeling a little bit terrorised by your angst and snap irritability, the relentlessness of your tense negativity, and your presumption that instead of saying any of this I have to apologise for seeming down today.
May 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Sorry I seem down today. It's just that I'm feeling a little bit terrorised by your angst and snap irritability, the relentlessness of your tense negativity, and your presumption that instead of saying any of this I have to apologise for seeming down today.
I hope he's fucking dead the cunt.
April 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hope he's fucking dead the cunt.
If you're not watching this why is it on?
April 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you're not watching this why is it on?
I don't want to do this any more.
April 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't want to do this any more.
Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
April 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa