Unless she has written two speeches and is now deciding which one to read out?

"So that I can get my gold Nobel, then they can start fighting again and finish the takeover."

"Ah but it is all ancient history and irrelevant," and yet, "what we need is to get back to the ancient history of empire, patriotism, racism.. when I could say those things. That is the only relevant and important thing to concentrate on."
Oh brave new world.

If you squint a bit you can see it says "Make America Great Again"

It is week 6 in the Traitors House and Donald is finding it difficult to maintain his pretence.

Did he spell it by any chance? Maybe he means "grosseries?"

Looks very much like someone preparing their alibi to me. "Who me? I was his best friend, I loved him, why would I have him terminated?"

If I were Mamdani I wouldn't be going anywhere near Times Square after that meeting.

This morning people are googling whether it is ok to put LED lights in the form of a St George's flag all over their car....

Ah, a new pardon on the horizon....

Couldn't the BBC just send Trump a big gold penis dildo as a present, problem sorted.

She's gonna need another nose job. #Pinocchio

On another point.. perhaps we now know why Claudia and Tess pulled out of Strictly.....

She uncovered lies, now lies covered.

Suddenly he is aware of something!

Surely, you cant be at attention and lick his arse at the same time?