Zach Attack
@ffchalupabatman.bsky.social
Author of The Cocktail Playbook 🥃🏈
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My first post on here!
I will post lots of cocktails and talk a lot of fantasy football.
I try to keep it positive and be supportive 🫶🏻
I published a book earlier this year! The Cocktail Playbook: 32 Game-Changing Recipes. You can check it out here⬇️
a.co/d/2zNA22t
I will post lots of cocktails and talk a lot of fantasy football.
I try to keep it positive and be supportive 🫶🏻
I published a book earlier this year! The Cocktail Playbook: 32 Game-Changing Recipes. You can check it out here⬇️
a.co/d/2zNA22t
Time to pull off, wrap, and put back on 🐖💨
#FFBBQClub
#FFBBQClub
November 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Time to pull off, wrap, and put back on 🐖💨
#FFBBQClub
#FFBBQClub
The first cocktail I made in a few months since I was in a weight loss challenge (I won) and tested for my krav maga belt promotion today (I passed)
Monkey Shoulder Old Fashioned🥃
1.5oz Monkey Shoulder
0.5tsp smoked bourbon sugar
1oz water
2 dashes of bitters
Monkey Shoulder Old Fashioned🥃
1.5oz Monkey Shoulder
0.5tsp smoked bourbon sugar
1oz water
2 dashes of bitters
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The first cocktail I made in a few months since I was in a weight loss challenge (I won) and tested for my krav maga belt promotion today (I passed)
Monkey Shoulder Old Fashioned🥃
1.5oz Monkey Shoulder
0.5tsp smoked bourbon sugar
1oz water
2 dashes of bitters
Monkey Shoulder Old Fashioned🥃
1.5oz Monkey Shoulder
0.5tsp smoked bourbon sugar
1oz water
2 dashes of bitters
Yay I get an extra hour of sleep tonight as we “fall back” an hour!
Oh wait, never mind, I have young kids
Oh wait, never mind, I have young kids
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Yay I get an extra hour of sleep tonight as we “fall back” an hour!
Oh wait, never mind, I have young kids
Oh wait, never mind, I have young kids
Call me cynical, but I have ZERO interest in Christian Watson for fantasy football this season
• boom/bust WR when healthy
• not fully healthy right now
• not a high volume passing team
• targets spread to too many players
No thank you!
• boom/bust WR when healthy
• not fully healthy right now
• not a high volume passing team
• targets spread to too many players
No thank you!
a man in a green jersey with the number 9 scratches his head
ALT: a man in a green jersey with the number 9 scratches his head
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October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Call me cynical, but I have ZERO interest in Christian Watson for fantasy football this season
• boom/bust WR when healthy
• not fully healthy right now
• not a high volume passing team
• targets spread to too many players
No thank you!
• boom/bust WR when healthy
• not fully healthy right now
• not a high volume passing team
• targets spread to too many players
No thank you!
The super heroes of fantasy football
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB4)
Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR2)
Half-PPR per @fantasypros.bsky.social
#MarvelRivals #OnePride
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB4)
Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR2)
Half-PPR per @fantasypros.bsky.social
#MarvelRivals #OnePride
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The super heroes of fantasy football
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB4)
Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR2)
Half-PPR per @fantasypros.bsky.social
#MarvelRivals #OnePride
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB4)
Amon-Ra St. Brown (WR2)
Half-PPR per @fantasypros.bsky.social
#MarvelRivals #OnePride
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It is almost Halloween 🎃…
The Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Cocktail 👻
1.5oz Gin
.75oz Melon liqueur
.75oz Peach liqueur
.5oz Lime juice
.5oz Simple syrup
4 drops Irish cream liqueur
Get 32 football team-themed cocktail recipes from my book!
Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!
a.co/d/6qHrNJy
The Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Cocktail 👻
1.5oz Gin
.75oz Melon liqueur
.75oz Peach liqueur
.5oz Lime juice
.5oz Simple syrup
4 drops Irish cream liqueur
Get 32 football team-themed cocktail recipes from my book!
Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!
a.co/d/6qHrNJy
October 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It is almost Halloween 🎃…
The Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Cocktail 👻
1.5oz Gin
.75oz Melon liqueur
.75oz Peach liqueur
.5oz Lime juice
.5oz Simple syrup
4 drops Irish cream liqueur
Get 32 football team-themed cocktail recipes from my book!
Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!
a.co/d/6qHrNJy
The Ghostbuster Ectoplasm Cocktail 👻
1.5oz Gin
.75oz Melon liqueur
.75oz Peach liqueur
.5oz Lime juice
.5oz Simple syrup
4 drops Irish cream liqueur
Get 32 football team-themed cocktail recipes from my book!
Paperback is $3 off for a limited time!
a.co/d/6qHrNJy
BREAKING NEWS
PIT vs CIN #TNFonPrime game this Thursday has been moved from 8:15pm ET to 3:15pm ET
The league wants to make sure the two old QBs don’t have to play after their bed times
#NFL #HereWeGo #WhoDey
PIT vs CIN #TNFonPrime game this Thursday has been moved from 8:15pm ET to 3:15pm ET
The league wants to make sure the two old QBs don’t have to play after their bed times
#NFL #HereWeGo #WhoDey
October 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
BREAKING NEWS
PIT vs CIN #TNFonPrime game this Thursday has been moved from 8:15pm ET to 3:15pm ET
The league wants to make sure the two old QBs don’t have to play after their bed times
#NFL #HereWeGo #WhoDey
PIT vs CIN #TNFonPrime game this Thursday has been moved from 8:15pm ET to 3:15pm ET
The league wants to make sure the two old QBs don’t have to play after their bed times
#NFL #HereWeGo #WhoDey
This question was in honor of Goff playing the Chiefs and Mahomes tonight. The other QB that is 2-0 against Mahomes (in the regular season) is RYAN TANNEHILL!
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This question was in honor of Goff playing the Chiefs and Mahomes tonight. The other QB that is 2-0 against Mahomes (in the regular season) is RYAN TANNEHILL!
Nobody has gotten both yet. Several people got Goff but who is the other QB?
*hint* they are not an active QB
*hint* they are not an active QB
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Nobody has gotten both yet. Several people got Goff but who is the other QB?
*hint* they are not an active QB
*hint* they are not an active QB
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Without looking it up, can you name the TWO quarterbacks that are 2-0 playing against Patrick Mahomes (yes I know the QBs don’t play against each other)??
Since the 1996 season (season after their last Super Bowl) through the 2024 season, the Dallas Cowboys are .536
They have not PLAYED in an NFC Championship game that entire time
They are the definition of mediocrity
#DallasCowboys
They have not PLAYED in an NFC Championship game that entire time
They are the definition of mediocrity
#DallasCowboys
October 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Since the 1996 season (season after their last Super Bowl) through the 2024 season, the Dallas Cowboys are .536
They have not PLAYED in an NFC Championship game that entire time
They are the definition of mediocrity
#DallasCowboys
They have not PLAYED in an NFC Championship game that entire time
They are the definition of mediocrity
#DallasCowboys
🚨Name That NFL Player Challenge🚨
Day 4
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Who is this NFL player?
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Who is this NFL player?
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Today is World Mental Health Day
It is okay to not be okay.
You matter.
It is okay to not be okay.
You matter.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Today is World Mental Health Day
It is okay to not be okay.
You matter.
It is okay to not be okay.
You matter.
🚨Name That NFL Player Challenge🚨
Day 3
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Who is this NFL player?
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October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Odds are you are 3-2 or 2-3. You probably need 8 wins to make the playoffs. Keep grinding the waiver wire and trade offers. DON’T GET COMPLACENT. 0-5 and 1-4 teams already gave up. 5-0 teams might get too comfortable. Take it 1 week at a time and try to win THIS week 🏈 #FantasyFootball
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Odds are you are 3-2 or 2-3. You probably need 8 wins to make the playoffs. Keep grinding the waiver wire and trade offers. DON’T GET COMPLACENT. 0-5 and 1-4 teams already gave up. 5-0 teams might get too comfortable. Take it 1 week at a time and try to win THIS week 🏈 #FantasyFootball
🚨Name That NFL Player Challenge🚨
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Who is this NFL player?
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October 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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🚨Name That NFL Player Challenge🚨
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October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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