I am famously obsessed with romance. I have been in love with many people who haven't given a shit about me who i have met irl. but i find dating apps so uninspiring. are my options getting devastatingly hurt or being devastatingly bored?

I do think most people believe we have a bottomless pit of money which is crazy because literally everything we do suggests otherwise. we are very clearly trying our best with what we have

my dad says he's too old to find granit xhaka sexy

"if fulham beat man city 10-0 they'd still be last on match of the day"

I am unfortunately never beating the allegations

big day to be a fulham fan dad with an arsenal fan child

lmao don't worry it was clear 🫠

I mean I don't think we have a leg to stand on there as british people

I am also wearing four pairs of socks

apparently it blends in pretty naturally with the ginger hair though 🤬

black hole cancelled for now

yeah i don't have any faith in them to make a moral decision regarding anything at this point