The surprise that our pet parrot left in her cage for us this morning. She doesn’t have a mate, so no, we’re not going to have a baby bird. But we gave it back to her for now. First egg she’s laid in about 16 years.

Gritting my teeth and watching the clock as DOJ misses its daily 5 p.m. ET deadline for giving Judge Xinis an update in the Abrego Garcia case ...

15 minutes late so far ...

When I run for office, a central part of my platform will be this: If we won’t do away with daylight savings time, then let’s at least change the start to the middle of Monday, so we lose an hour of work instead of an hour of sleep.

“The vehicle experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly….” It exploded. Just fucking say it exploded.

Or to put it in terms your “CEO” and his pet orange asshole can understand: “Rocket go boom boom. Elon sad.”

Watched episode 1 of the new Daredevil on Disney +.

……..

Fuck.

Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.

I am my dogs’ emotional support animal.

Remember: Donnie has bankrupted almost everything he's ever touched.
Now he has practically unlimited funds.

"It's estimated that the C-17 flight that carried 80 migrants from El Paso, TX to Guatemala City would have cost roughly $252K. For the C-130E; between $816-852K.

A chartered flight:$8,577"

I can tell I’m gonna give my uber driver a 5-star rating already.

I was raised to live and let live

Whatever our other differences, I think we can all agree that The Emperor’s New Groove is Disney’s best pure comedy.