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Fessty
@fessty.bsky.social
“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”
🤣👍 Her secret master is revealed!
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's whose hands he's shaking. Much of this hand shaking is with werewolves who have long fingernails which wrap most of the way around the hand so their nails damage the skin on the back of his hand. Trump is well known for having many fine werewolf friends who like to shake his hand - a lot.
December 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Why is the back of the hand the preferred site? Why not somewhere it doesn't show? This has caused so much comment that there must be a good reason they keep using his hand.
December 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Lying for Jesus, not a problem.
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I searched both Google and DuckDuckGo for info on this. Nothing, nothing at all.
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"we are building out the infrastructure right now"

I think he means he's building us a clubhouse.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I broke my foot this summer. It cost way more than the $2000 Trump thinks (does he think at all?) would buy me insurance to cover such events. There wasn't even any surgery involved and yet the final bill was way over $2000.
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If they believed in due process, they wouldn't be sending out Navy vessels like the USS Jason Dunham to launch either a military helicopter or an MQ-9 Reaper drone to blow *suspected* go-fast boats (below r) out of int'l waters. The Dunham is about twice the size of the pictured Coast Guard cutter.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hmm...her outfit does looks rather like a biker nun and with her new facial affect, I say this is the word that best describes her current look:

"Dour: relentlessly severe, stern, or gloomy in manner or appearance."
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
No, blue ink, that's the manly color.

(I prefer Palatino, just in case anybody cares.)
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Delusional, paranoid, out to lunch.
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
How many more Congressional R's will take today's votes as another omen that it's time to spend more time with their families? Watch out for the stampede!
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Put that screed in his file as an example of advanced delusions.
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Why would have an intervention? He's raking in the Big Bucks and encouraging those who wish to suck up to him to send even more to his kids. Besides, when he dies they'll inherit all his ill gotten gains. I'm pretty sure they're also all narcissists who will not be heart broken when he kicks off.
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I was laughing at the thought of them picking fruits & vegetables. Major eyeroll as the very thought! I hear harvesting pineapples is pretty awful even for fit 19 yr olds on summer break.
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
And she could shoot all the neighborhood dogs. She likes doing that.
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Strawberries. Have you ever picked more than one basket of strawberries? It's really hard on the back and legs. They'd never last an hour.
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Cornyn
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Where is the 22nd? I had to look it up. It's roughly the area between I-5 and State Route 99, Bakersfield to Avenal on 5 and Tulare on 99 (San Joaquin Valley). This used to be Devin Nunes territory and still R. It went Obama +5 in 08 and +12 in 12, Clinton +16 in 16, and Trump +6 in 24. Go Bains!
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What were the prisoners supposed to do with a slab of raw beef and a bag of crab legs? Start up a BBQ? Some Slim Jims and jerky might have been more thoughtful if they wanted to gift some protein, or some GORP (w/M&Ms of course).
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Joe Biden was not nearly this bad."

That's like comparing someone who takes a daily multi-vitamin and 1 Ambien 2x/month to a full on heroin addict - not in the same ballpark.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There's a Grimm episode about the "Twelve Days of Krampus;" season 3 episode 8. It's a lot of fun. You can watch on Amazon (sorry).
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Somebody explain to me why they keep using that same hand. Why not some other vein in a location that isn't so obvious?
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Or a steak? A bottle of wine? Some crypto? A pardon?
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM