Somebody in the replies to the original had a good idea that we need to expand on: immediate trilogy for Jupiter Ascending, no further questions

In the realm of the purely theoretical, there must be some level of psychic pain that would actually cause Elon to consider his life not worth continuing, but what is it? Is it even possible to achieve? How would you or anyone go about attempting to inflict it??

Oh god unless she DID write a book and I just forgot about it in an act of self-preservation

One of them got very mad that I opened my statement by telling the council "sorry you had to listen to such a disappointing parade of feebleminded NIMBY BS" but in my defense I was 100% completely correct in my assessment of their obstructionist garbage

In the time it took me to do my shopping errand and come back -- surely no longer than 15m tops -- he had apparently run out of material and was simply pacing his little corner of the sidewalk with his mic in hand

I would do this with you in a heartbeat because this shit drives me NUTS and it's fucking EVERYWHERE