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I love a good super skrull counter in marvel snap
Screenshot of the results of a marvel snap match. I got a score of over 1.7 million at each location while my opponent got a score of 21 at each location.
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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check out this squirrel
May 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I will never win in marvel snap again like this in my life
Screen shot of the outcome of a match of marvel snap. There are three locations with two players battling over control of the locations by high score. The scores per location are 1. 43 to 104 2. 136 to 5046272 3. 173 to 111
March 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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screencap from the movie step brothers starring Will Ferrel (Brennan) and John C. Reilly (Dale). Prior to this scene, Brennan tbagged Dale’s drum set after Dale explicitly told him not to. The exchange in the original scene is as follows: Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan (lying): I was watching COPS However I’ve modified the screencap so it says the following: Dale: Why are you crying? Brennan: I was watching INSIDE INSIDE is a one man show by Bo Burnham, the subject of the original quoted skeet.
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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sorry boss can’t come in to work today, my cat just did this. im sure you understand
white cat curled up in my lap
January 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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nothing is original anymore smh
draft of a skeet that says: 80s themed fusion restaurant named holdin out for a gyro screenshot of a google search result that says: Holding Out for a Gyro by Mary Ann Marlowe A woman who avoids love at all costs decides to take a risk one night. She bares her soul to a stranger with dark, mischievous eyes, admitting her fear of ... 3.6 stars (163 reviews) And our story concludes as our hero abandons the half baked joke: Discard draft? Are you sure you'd like to discard this draft? Discard Cancel
January 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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it’s always yes and
BROOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO Today 6:26 PM Do it man and then start doing sophisticated statistical modeling Change your dietary habits and do an interrupted time series analysis man ARIMA modeling would work great
December 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Bro so they added badge scanners to the building I go poop in And it got me thinking that if the scanner stores scan logs somewhere, i could track my work poop habits And then that got me thinkin that I could just do that So l'm sitting on the toilet contemplating how funny it would be to graph my 8-5 toilet visits Call it 8-5 logs for my 8-5 logs
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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since the post was deleted and i like providing context
@aaron.bsky.team: “lol, i never even noticed. The benefits of being too busy plus priority notifications.” December 11, 2024 at 4:41am 1 repost 189 quotes 24 likes
December 11, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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hawk demands a little fun in the laundry hamper every day, as a treat
blurry white cat having a lil fun in the laundry hamper, as a treat
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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i think my wife left the house in a rush today
ripped and torn flour tortilla left haphazardly on a round wooden table
December 6, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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is there a greater whiplash than literal legend followed by duality
Spotify wrapped screenshot. The top of the image has an abstract red figured generated by Spotify. Atop this abstract figure is a promotional photo of kendrick lamar in front of a gnx. below this there are two columns. The left column is titled Top Artists: 1 Kendrick Lamar 2 Chappell Roan 3 Childish Gambino 4 Flyana Boss 5 Megan Thee Stallion The right column is titled Top Songs: 1 Not Like Us 2 euphoria 3 Literal Legend 4 Duality 5 Casual Below the columns is: Minutes Listened 38,013 At the bottom of the image is the Spotify logo, and a link to Spotify wrapped.
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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sat at the kids table this year
bandit, a long haired sheep dog of some kind, is holding onto his lil pink stuffy. the photo was taken with the ultra-wide lens giving bandit a bit of an awkward goofy appearance photo of fred or george (the cats are twins and we can’t tell them apart) sunning in front of a screen door. paw is outstretched as if to grab something in the distance, perhaps even in his dreams
November 28, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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my mac n cheese throwin elbows this year
close up photo of an ooey gooey mac and cheese. modified from a recipe I found online, you start by cooking the elbows until they’re just al dente. remove and strain water. then in a big ol pot make a bechamel. once the bechamel was ready, I slowly threw in a mix of gruyere, cheddar, white cheddar, and parmesan and stirred until it reached the ooey gooey consistency I was looking for. I added in the elbows and stirred until everything was coated and then transferred to an oven pan for transportation (but I did not bake!)
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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the author chose to stay anonymous for this one
a conversation taking place in bsky direct messages. first, my nested skeet was sent to me which is quoted in this post for your convenience. this conversation follows: > Pum’s KIN is in this pie?! > Pump’s Kin. 🤷🏻‍♀️ me: lol skeet it > No I hate it
November 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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evergreen dril tweet that says: “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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hank was in the cult too until he destroyed his
Hank the dog holding onto his Lamb Chop toy
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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servers are down at work
screencap of loki from a marvel movie, one of the thor ones, maybe ragnarok idk for sure. he’s laying on the ground after having fallen through a portal and he’s saying “I have been logging in for thirty minutes!” This is a modified version of the original quote where he says “I have been falling for thirty minutes!”
November 19, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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tattoo on a shoulder. the tattoo is of a rose with leaves around the top and bottom. at the top of the rose are two more blooms that are beginning to develop
November 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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ive been trying to find the laika movie poster i made with inspiration from our dog wyatt in college but in the meantime please see these
dog named wyatt with the appearance of Laika in the quoted post. wyatt is laying in a dog bed looking off to the right of the frame digital art of wyatt laying in a field of clovers peppered with little yellow and pink flowers
November 15, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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I knew there was a reason

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pin in packaging. the pin is a portrait of Laika, the dog that went to space
November 14, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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me @ myself when i get worked up at an uninformed take
a still from the Nickelodeon TV show Drake and Josh. This scene occurs during an in world filming of a true crime adjacent tv show. The image itself depicts Drake, one of the shows titular characters, saying the phrase “Woah, just take it easy man!” To his off screen counterpart Josh, who is playing the role of a criminal in the in universe tv show they’re filming. There are other onlookers to his right that serve as extras. They are standing in front of a checkout counter and there is a nameplate which says “MICHAELLAPENA”. I am unsure of the relevance of this last detail.
November 13, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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Geoff’s own skeet weaponized against him and it says “Thank you for taking the time to share your ignorant opinion on a topic you obviously know nothing about.”
November 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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holy_moly.mp3
meme of a surprised emoji saying “ Holy Moly”. the image has been compressed so much that it is artifacting
November 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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connversation on an iphone that goes as follows >“Pls explain your most recent blue sheet Skeet” “Wop is a song and one of the lyrics is "now let me see you wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, wop" The "ah, well, nevertheless," is from a post that was like "Let's see Trump wriggle his way out of this one then ah, well, nevertheless," Implying that he was able to get out of whatever I combined the two for absurdity purposes” >“Got it” “Dang tough crowd”
November 8, 2024 at 12:05 AM