miss fern 💜🏳️⚧️
@fern-on-here.bsky.social
25 • she/her • "the youngest person who could reasonably be called a milf" • 𐂂 • lesbian • poly
i'm on a podcast @unusualtrans.bsky.social
wife @h-g-unwells.bsky.social 💜
girlfriend @lesbiats.bsky.social 💞
i'm on a podcast @unusualtrans.bsky.social
wife @h-g-unwells.bsky.social 💜
girlfriend @lesbiats.bsky.social 💞
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you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.
thinking about girlpile. who wants to girlpile
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
thinking about girlpile. who wants to girlpile
once again playing rollercoaster tycoon 2 with cynthia. we are creating fucked up and wondrous things in here
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
once again playing rollercoaster tycoon 2 with cynthia. we are creating fucked up and wondrous things in here
ray wise in star trek??? let's fucking go
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ray wise in star trek??? let's fucking go
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they never show these guys taking a shit
March 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
they never show these guys taking a shit
me and my butch wife
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
me and my butch wife
i just completed the first two levels of ring fit adventure so basically i'm strong as hell now. who want me
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i just completed the first two levels of ring fit adventure so basically i'm strong as hell now. who want me
when you die you see a vision of everybody you've ever fucked and they all assure you that you were somewhere on the scale from decent to pretty good
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
when you die you see a vision of everybody you've ever fucked and they all assure you that you were somewhere on the scale from decent to pretty good
hey does anybody wanna pick me up and throw me all the way to canada to see my girlfriend. i read some comics where colossus throws wolverine and wolverine was born in canada which i think all adds up to this being feasible
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
hey does anybody wanna pick me up and throw me all the way to canada to see my girlfriend. i read some comics where colossus throws wolverine and wolverine was born in canada which i think all adds up to this being feasible
video game called "My Big Gay Adventure"
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
video game called "My Big Gay Adventure"
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ik I freak out about how hot she is all the time but like... come ON look at how she looks when she stands up and pulls it tight....
while sorting thru old clothes i found this big white sweater i can wear kinda like a dress around the house... anyways look at what happens when i grab the back of it
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
ik I freak out about how hot she is all the time but like... come ON look at how she looks when she stands up and pulls it tight....
while sorting thru old clothes i found this big white sweater i can wear kinda like a dress around the house... anyways look at what happens when i grab the back of it
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
while sorting thru old clothes i found this big white sweater i can wear kinda like a dress around the house... anyways look at what happens when i grab the back of it
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just wait until i start posting comic book screenshots again
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
just wait until i start posting comic book screenshots again
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without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
June 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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i want a version of this but with the lesbian flag colors and a ⚢ necklace instead of a ♱ necklace
September 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i want a version of this but with the lesbian flag colors and a ⚢ necklace instead of a ♱ necklace
unlearn shame bitches
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
unlearn shame bitches
i'm like if linus grew up to be a beautiful woman (been walking around with my childhood blanket all day)
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i'm like if linus grew up to be a beautiful woman (been walking around with my childhood blanket all day)
thinking about the events of fire walk with me and the ending of the return made me furious at cooper's naivety during/directly after leland's death in my current rewatch of season 2
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
thinking about the events of fire walk with me and the ending of the return made me furious at cooper's naivety during/directly after leland's death in my current rewatch of season 2
okay a more close up one because the difference in my face is killing me
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
okay a more close up one because the difference in my face is killing me
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Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Twin Peaks: Shelly Johnson with a gun.
watching onboarding videos for a new job and i'm so excited to be welcomed into a new team that's actually more like a family. just in time for thanksgiving too! i'm going to ask my manager if i can call him "dad"
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
watching onboarding videos for a new job and i'm so excited to be welcomed into a new team that's actually more like a family. just in time for thanksgiving too! i'm going to ask my manager if i can call him "dad"
transition timeline bc why not
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
transition timeline bc why not