Hello, helpdesk? I need some help. I'm submitting a picture I took of a picture I took of a Gameboy camera of a picture I took with a Gameboy camera of the issue.

I've been at the bottom getting paid an entry level wage enough times. Companies: If you are gonna tell me my 2 decades of work experience means I have to start at the bottom I am going to thank you for wasting my time.

Such a fucked up future we live in. You can have fresh pancakes delivered directly into your mouth by machine and yet we do not have world peace and conservatives are worried that some women have penises.

O Canada! We stand on guard for thee!

A lot of Americans think healthcare in Canada is free, this could not be further from the truth. First of all, we pay taxes. Second of all, they get you on parking. I had to go to the ER today and they x-rayed my hand three times. The parking cost four times more than everything else combined: $6

My neighbor told me hooded gunmen keep shooting his ceos so I asked how many ceos he has and he said he just goes to the board and gets a new ceo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding ceos to hooden gunmen and then politicians started crying.

most nights i spend like 2 hours thinking about how much life would be better for me if i were a cat until i pass out hoping i wake up a cat realizing that this was all a nightmare, yet the nightmare persists