Zombie Jacques Cousteau
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Zombie Jacques Cousteau
@fergusm.bsky.social
#UglyDogs

Dubliner, Socialist, Internationalist, Humanist, walker, increasingly furious


He/him

Now 25% cheaper than last year
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Springsteen
Bowie
Johnny Thunders
John Cale
The Clash
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
That's exactly the sort of thing an AI robot would say
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I have no idea what a gundam is but I know that I need one immediately
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That watery bastard has been asking for it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yes, once they are confirmed as the next
Secretary of Health
November 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nice try agents
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Meanwhile cats think about how tasty your eyes look
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Both, tingly at first then numbing.

Not colorblind
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
((✊))
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Have considered fleeing to the mountains and finding a nice cave?
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I concur
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
N'ah

She's a cunt
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Don't think he ever got one
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Henry Kissinger and Aung San Suu Kyi

Have entered the chat
November 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM