Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
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I’m here to point out great and ironic examples of the Rules of Acquisition
more like 87
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
more like 87
shouldn't have, but i am now also $400 poorer
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
shouldn't have, but i am now also $400 poorer
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I feel like this is an asset that will appreciate
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I feel like this is an asset that will appreciate
As you should!! Words to live by
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As you should!! Words to live by
I think both were driven by “profit motive”
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I think both were driven by “profit motive”
Do you work with a drum corp?
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Do you work with a drum corp?
The wise words of someone who has read the rules of acquisition! Always keep your ears open!
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The wise words of someone who has read the rules of acquisition! Always keep your ears open!
Well it’s hard to tell that difference from the inside. Did you go down the lead pipe or the bell?
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Well it’s hard to tell that difference from the inside. Did you go down the lead pipe or the bell?
possibly
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
possibly
Yeah. That has to be a trumpet valve
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Yeah. That has to be a trumpet valve
And let the desiccated remains fetch a high price at auction!
//If there is a real life reason for this post, my sincerest condolences to you. If not, my sincerest condolences to anyone who stumbles across this and should need them.
//If there is a real life reason for this post, my sincerest condolences to you. If not, my sincerest condolences to anyone who stumbles across this and should need them.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
And let the desiccated remains fetch a high price at auction!
//If there is a real life reason for this post, my sincerest condolences to you. If not, my sincerest condolences to anyone who stumbles across this and should need them.
//If there is a real life reason for this post, my sincerest condolences to you. If not, my sincerest condolences to anyone who stumbles across this and should need them.
Well that part is the correct timeline. The Mets always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Well that part is the correct timeline. The Mets always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
That looks like the inside of a trumpet
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
That looks like the inside of a trumpet
someone needs to go back to 2016 and stop the cubs from winning the world series. that's what started this whole mess.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
someone needs to go back to 2016 and stop the cubs from winning the world series. that's what started this whole mess.
It’s amazing what one can do when one ignores the emoluments clause
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s amazing what one can do when one ignores the emoluments clause
Must be a Ferengi
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Must be a Ferengi
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM