Fenwulf
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Just here since Twitter is ass now. This seems a much better place.
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It’s a classic tale. The hero pulls the sword from the stone, and plunges it into the dragon.
Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.
Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.
January 27, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It’s a classic tale. The hero pulls the sword from the stone, and plunges it into the dragon.
Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.
Mundainian theatre likes to drag out the narrative a bit.
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I always liked how in Bob’s Burgers you could tell which personality traits the kids got from which parents.
Hopefully Rezmi feels like a combination of these two.
Hopefully Rezmi feels like a combination of these two.
January 20, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I always liked how in Bob’s Burgers you could tell which personality traits the kids got from which parents.
Hopefully Rezmi feels like a combination of these two.
Hopefully Rezmi feels like a combination of these two.
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I’m a fan of the Lebowskian approach to wizardry.
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’m a fan of the Lebowskian approach to wizardry.
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Some of the weird-ass fairy tale monsters you'll be up against in V&V 2.0, in ascending order of threat.
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Some of the weird-ass fairy tale monsters you'll be up against in V&V 2.0, in ascending order of threat.
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Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Faeries reproduce by collecting the hair, teeth, fingernails, snot & blood from Kin. With enough from the same person, a faerie is moulded, looking and acting suspiciously like their donor.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
Tooth Faeries look more moth-like than others, possibly to blend in at night with those at the window.
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The mouth, I’d imagine.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The mouth, I’d imagine.
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When the nut so good you fall off a 50 story building.
September 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When the nut so good you fall off a 50 story building.
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At some point he begrudgingly agreed to take her into town under the pretence that he wouldn’t slaughter everybody.
Which is quite romantic in a dragon-y way.
Which is quite romantic in a dragon-y way.
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
At some point he begrudgingly agreed to take her into town under the pretence that he wouldn’t slaughter everybody.
Which is quite romantic in a dragon-y way.
Which is quite romantic in a dragon-y way.
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They really need to put stairs in these damselhair towers.
Then again, less room for hair.
Then again, less room for hair.
August 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They really need to put stairs in these damselhair towers.
Then again, less room for hair.
Then again, less room for hair.
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I know I’ve done this joke before, but I needed a wider angle for a page for the book.
I’m gonna be combining the General Store and Magic Spells section with the character creator in V&V 2.0, so you’re buying the gear you want with the character you roll.
I’m gonna be combining the General Store and Magic Spells section with the character creator in V&V 2.0, so you’re buying the gear you want with the character you roll.
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know I’ve done this joke before, but I needed a wider angle for a page for the book.
I’m gonna be combining the General Store and Magic Spells section with the character creator in V&V 2.0, so you’re buying the gear you want with the character you roll.
I’m gonna be combining the General Store and Magic Spells section with the character creator in V&V 2.0, so you’re buying the gear you want with the character you roll.
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Suspicious how many gorgeous thick-lipped blonde women there are in magical sanitation.
August 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Suspicious how many gorgeous thick-lipped blonde women there are in magical sanitation.
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One of those ideas that only sounds smart after a too-quick pint.
August 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
One of those ideas that only sounds smart after a too-quick pint.
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“I ‘eard the landlady at the Wizard’s Sleeve keeps a Magic Staff above the bar.”
Best thing about a Dweller pub is the concussion means you don’t have to drink as much.
Best thing about a Dweller pub is the concussion means you don’t have to drink as much.
July 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“I ‘eard the landlady at the Wizard’s Sleeve keeps a Magic Staff above the bar.”
Best thing about a Dweller pub is the concussion means you don’t have to drink as much.
Best thing about a Dweller pub is the concussion means you don’t have to drink as much.
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I’m a big proponent of heroes of circumstance, rather than destiny or ability. One of those boomers that thinks Morrowind’s the best one, for example.
July 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m a big proponent of heroes of circumstance, rather than destiny or ability. One of those boomers that thinks Morrowind’s the best one, for example.
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Ella was a lowborn human with gloriously big feet that married a prince. When the prince was assassinated for daring to marry a commoner, Ella barricaded the local nobles in their homes and set them ablaze, dancing in the ashes, an act that gave her the nickname Cinder Ella.
June 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ella was a lowborn human with gloriously big feet that married a prince. When the prince was assassinated for daring to marry a commoner, Ella barricaded the local nobles in their homes and set them ablaze, dancing in the ashes, an act that gave her the nickname Cinder Ella.
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Love what you do and you’ll never work a day in your life.
June 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Love what you do and you’ll never work a day in your life.
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Latest patch reworks Thieves, Clerics and Dancers, notably letting Dancers use Magic Staffs for their pole dancing, and has a cute little Multi-Classing page, with a few fun examples!
I love Clerics being merch-nerds for demigods that hate being worshipped.
I love Clerics being merch-nerds for demigods that hate being worshipped.
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Latest patch reworks Thieves, Clerics and Dancers, notably letting Dancers use Magic Staffs for their pole dancing, and has a cute little Multi-Classing page, with a few fun examples!
I love Clerics being merch-nerds for demigods that hate being worshipped.
I love Clerics being merch-nerds for demigods that hate being worshipped.
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If a topside Dwarf has kids with an old-world Dwarf, the Beard Argument can last weeks.
June 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If a topside Dwarf has kids with an old-world Dwarf, the Beard Argument can last weeks.
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Professionals, those Harlots Guild lads.
June 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Professionals, those Harlots Guild lads.
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One can only imagine what a half-human, quarter-dwarf, quarter-elf would look like.
Top AND bottom heavy.
Top AND bottom heavy.
May 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
One can only imagine what a half-human, quarter-dwarf, quarter-elf would look like.
Top AND bottom heavy.
Top AND bottom heavy.
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One of the perks of Dwarven heritage.
May 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
One of the perks of Dwarven heritage.
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Well, this only ends one way.
May 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Well, this only ends one way.
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That might also impede her work schedule, lad.
May 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
That might also impede her work schedule, lad.