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Femtosecond
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Fast laser and fast women
I hate to be that guy but I liked indie-sleeze back when it was just called indie music.
May 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Convincing yourself that you actually want the job you’re interviewing for is the purest form of method acting.
May 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How do we not have pong preinstalled on every device we own?
May 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Accidentally spilling water on my laptop because I subconciously want it to break.
April 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The American diet of beer and drip coffee is much more condusive to pooping than the European diet of wine and espresso.
April 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Cherubs were a mistake.
April 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is this all because we started calling their states flyover states?😵
March 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The brocolli boys have been waiting their whole lives for it to be acceptable.
March 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
An important life skill is seeing cute Buffy hairstyles and not thinking you can pull them off.
January 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Started putting spelling errors in my cover letterz to prove a human wrote it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Salty point
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM