My boss: can you count this for me? It's some coins
Me outwardly: of course!!!!
Me internally:
Me outwardly: of course!!!!
Me internally:
a woman is saying " oh my god i can 't count "
Alt: a woman is saying " oh my god i can 't count "
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November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My boss: can you count this for me? It's some coins
Me outwardly: of course!!!!
Me internally:
Me outwardly: of course!!!!
Me internally:
gif that pops up when I type my name
(Who is this man?)
(Who is this man?)
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
gif that pops up when I type my name
(Who is this man?)
(Who is this man?)
Teddy is learning so much at this new barn. He's been getting away with being lazy and this new instructor will NOT have it. So he's like well crap now I have to actually work? Haha.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Teddy is learning so much at this new barn. He's been getting away with being lazy and this new instructor will NOT have it. So he's like well crap now I have to actually work? Haha.
October 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me: I will do a posting trot for my first time riding English in 2 years
Me the next day trying to lower myself onto the toilet: this was a mistake and I can't feel my thighs
Me the next day trying to lower myself onto the toilet: this was a mistake and I can't feel my thighs
a man in a red suit and tie is talking to another man .
Alt: a man in a red suit and tie is talking to another man saying I immediately regret this decision. I believe it's from the movie Anchor Man.
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October 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Me: I will do a posting trot for my first time riding English in 2 years
Me the next day trying to lower myself onto the toilet: this was a mistake and I can't feel my thighs
Me the next day trying to lower myself onto the toilet: this was a mistake and I can't feel my thighs
October 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I recently did a photoshoot with my horse Teddy (Theodore James. Teddifer when he's naughty.) this was my favorite photo of the three I bought. It was just us, candid in the moment of me telling him we were almost done and to be patient.
#horses
#horses
October 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I recently did a photoshoot with my horse Teddy (Theodore James. Teddifer when he's naughty.) this was my favorite photo of the three I bought. It was just us, candid in the moment of me telling him we were almost done and to be patient.
#horses
#horses
If our trailer guy is in and I can borrow a saddle I'll be riding in the next show. Gonna kick some non stock butt
a woman is standing on a stage and singing and all that jazz .
Alt: a woman is standing on a stage and singing and all that jazz .
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October 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If our trailer guy is in and I can borrow a saddle I'll be riding in the next show. Gonna kick some non stock butt
Cat spills dad's pill tray
Dad: idk what any of these are or where they go
Me:
Dad: idk what any of these are or where they go
Me:
a kermit the frog is driving a car with a seat belt on .
Alt: a kermit the frog is driving a car with a seat belt on and the text pardon? pops up on the screen
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October 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cat spills dad's pill tray
Dad: idk what any of these are or where they go
Me:
Dad: idk what any of these are or where they go
Me:
Me: omg barn owner his frog is just falling off!!!!
Barn owner after swiftly cutting the piece off: oh yeah that happens
Me:
Barn owner after swiftly cutting the piece off: oh yeah that happens
Me:
a bald man wearing a blue shirt is looking at the camera
Alt: Shaq wearing a blue shirt is looking at the camera in surprise
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September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me: omg barn owner his frog is just falling off!!!!
Barn owner after swiftly cutting the piece off: oh yeah that happens
Me:
Barn owner after swiftly cutting the piece off: oh yeah that happens
Me:
The most fun sucking c u next Tuesday of a person reported me to my boss for laughing with coworkers so I had to apologize. Thanks a lot person hope you get stomach ulcers!
September 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The most fun sucking c u next Tuesday of a person reported me to my boss for laughing with coworkers so I had to apologize. Thanks a lot person hope you get stomach ulcers!
I'm sick. And I have a newer septum piercing. Not a fun combo.
But now I have time to watch a bunch of shows I guess?
But now I have time to watch a bunch of shows I guess?
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I'm sick. And I have a newer septum piercing. Not a fun combo.
But now I have time to watch a bunch of shows I guess?
But now I have time to watch a bunch of shows I guess?
Doctor A: oh have doctor B do some blood work your symptoms don't sound good bye!
Doctor B: uh what blood work do you want done?
Me crying: I don't know I'm not a doctor
Doctor B: uh what blood work do you want done?
Me crying: I don't know I'm not a doctor
September 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Doctor A: oh have doctor B do some blood work your symptoms don't sound good bye!
Doctor B: uh what blood work do you want done?
Me crying: I don't know I'm not a doctor
Doctor B: uh what blood work do you want done?
Me crying: I don't know I'm not a doctor
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We are making good progress!
Amazon wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
TeePublic store:
www.teepublic.com/user/flirtyt...
PayPal:
www.paypal.me/Abrea
Venmo:
Abrea-Hensley
Cashapp:
$AbreaHensley
#MutualAid #Fundraiser #urgent #Help #helpfolkslive #HelpSky
Amazon wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
TeePublic store:
www.teepublic.com/user/flirtyt...
PayPal:
www.paypal.me/Abrea
Venmo:
Abrea-Hensley
Cashapp:
$AbreaHensley
#MutualAid #Fundraiser #urgent #Help #helpfolkslive #HelpSky
September 12, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We are making good progress!
Amazon wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
TeePublic store:
www.teepublic.com/user/flirtyt...
PayPal:
www.paypal.me/Abrea
Venmo:
Abrea-Hensley
Cashapp:
$AbreaHensley
#MutualAid #Fundraiser #urgent #Help #helpfolkslive #HelpSky
Amazon wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
TeePublic store:
www.teepublic.com/user/flirtyt...
PayPal:
www.paypal.me/Abrea
Venmo:
Abrea-Hensley
Cashapp:
$AbreaHensley
#MutualAid #Fundraiser #urgent #Help #helpfolkslive #HelpSky
Horrible news.
The horse gear store near where I board Theodore sells Trail of Painted Ponies figurines.
My wallet can only give so much 😭😭
The horse gear store near where I board Theodore sells Trail of Painted Ponies figurines.
My wallet can only give so much 😭😭
September 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Horrible news.
The horse gear store near where I board Theodore sells Trail of Painted Ponies figurines.
My wallet can only give so much 😭😭
The horse gear store near where I board Theodore sells Trail of Painted Ponies figurines.
My wallet can only give so much 😭😭
We don't have nearly this many tomatoes but we did pick this monster tomato
August 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We don't have nearly this many tomatoes but we did pick this monster tomato
"Other people have it worse than you" - mom when I expressed frustration about how much pain I'm in
THANKS MOM
THANKS MOM
August 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Other people have it worse than you" - mom when I expressed frustration about how much pain I'm in
THANKS MOM
THANKS MOM
"You better be talking about a radio station and not your weight" - my dad
Thanks dad. Real confidence giver.
Thanks dad. Real confidence giver.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"You better be talking about a radio station and not your weight" - my dad
Thanks dad. Real confidence giver.
Thanks dad. Real confidence giver.
Teddy did a (slow) but great 360 degree turn today!!! Correct foot and everything!
Video description:
Felix in jeans and a t-shirt with Teddy the Norwegian fjord horse. He is holding a leather lead rope with a chain attached that loops through Teddy's halter. They do a great 360 turn.
Video description:
Felix in jeans and a t-shirt with Teddy the Norwegian fjord horse. He is holding a leather lead rope with a chain attached that loops through Teddy's halter. They do a great 360 turn.
August 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Teddy did a (slow) but great 360 degree turn today!!! Correct foot and everything!
Video description:
Felix in jeans and a t-shirt with Teddy the Norwegian fjord horse. He is holding a leather lead rope with a chain attached that loops through Teddy's halter. They do a great 360 turn.
Video description:
Felix in jeans and a t-shirt with Teddy the Norwegian fjord horse. He is holding a leather lead rope with a chain attached that loops through Teddy's halter. They do a great 360 turn.
Working with my doc on pain meds I could take for my fibromyalgia:
"Nope you're allergic to gabapentin. Oh we could no that is related to gabapentin. Oh! What about - nope we've tried that and your reaction was nasty. Fuck it let's try some flexeril."
"Nope you're allergic to gabapentin. Oh we could no that is related to gabapentin. Oh! What about - nope we've tried that and your reaction was nasty. Fuck it let's try some flexeril."
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Working with my doc on pain meds I could take for my fibromyalgia:
"Nope you're allergic to gabapentin. Oh we could no that is related to gabapentin. Oh! What about - nope we've tried that and your reaction was nasty. Fuck it let's try some flexeril."
"Nope you're allergic to gabapentin. Oh we could no that is related to gabapentin. Oh! What about - nope we've tried that and your reaction was nasty. Fuck it let's try some flexeril."
I had a photography teacher make fun of me because my main focus was animals.
Well guess who gets paid to take pictures of animals every day now jackass.
Well guess who gets paid to take pictures of animals every day now jackass.
two men singing into a microphone with the words " suck it and suck it and suck it "
Alt: two men singing into a microphone with the words " suck it and suck it and suck it "
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August 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I had a photography teacher make fun of me because my main focus was animals.
Well guess who gets paid to take pictures of animals every day now jackass.
Well guess who gets paid to take pictures of animals every day now jackass.
Is Theodore. Happy at his new barn.
August 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Is Theodore. Happy at his new barn.
Some ASSHOLE dumped a bunny outside the building after close.
So not only could you:
1) not put it in a box and put it in our breezeway
2) not dump it in our garden
BUT
3) DID IT AFTER WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO HOME
So not only could you:
1) not put it in a box and put it in our breezeway
2) not dump it in our garden
BUT
3) DID IT AFTER WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO HOME
August 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Some ASSHOLE dumped a bunny outside the building after close.
So not only could you:
1) not put it in a box and put it in our breezeway
2) not dump it in our garden
BUT
3) DID IT AFTER WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO HOME
So not only could you:
1) not put it in a box and put it in our breezeway
2) not dump it in our garden
BUT
3) DID IT AFTER WE WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO GO HOME
New dog sitting client: how much to let them out twice tomorrow?
Me: ehhhh $40?
The relief on her face was palpable. She said boarding usually costs $80 a night.
Me: ehhhh $40?
The relief on her face was palpable. She said boarding usually costs $80 a night.
August 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
New dog sitting client: how much to let them out twice tomorrow?
Me: ehhhh $40?
The relief on her face was palpable. She said boarding usually costs $80 a night.
Me: ehhhh $40?
The relief on her face was palpable. She said boarding usually costs $80 a night.