Heads up, menards is selling straight gas this year

We truly live in a godless world, I must consider buying a new car before considering buying a fursuit. Surely only one of those costs multiple thousands of dollars 😭😭😭😭

What if me and my coworkers started a union at our company as a joke, I think that would be super hilarious.

Surely it can’t be that hard…

One upside to this election is the huge surge in furry content on this app since orange injustice won. Why worry about what horrors mankind hath wrought when fluffy animal pictures 🤔

Ah yes, Xitter is having their monthly “6/2(1+2)” debate again, I wonder what the mathematical geniuses on that app will conclude this time.

Good riddance to that app.

Hey I’m Felix! A goat from the Midwest, here to spread purple supremacy and preach why league of legends is the greatest game ever made. Come say hi!!!

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