Felix
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The case for a pint – the beauty of alcohol
Why a purely health-oriented view of alcohol fails to capture the benefit of the substance to society.
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Why a purely health-oriented view of alcohol fails to capture the benefit of the substance to society.
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felixonline.co.uk/articles/the...
The case for a pint – the beauty of alcohol
Why a purely health-oriented view of alcohol fails to capture the benefit of the substance to society.
felixonline.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The case for a pint – the beauty of alcohol
Why a purely health-oriented view of alcohol fails to capture the benefit of the substance to society.
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felixonline.co.uk/articles/the...
Why a purely health-oriented view of alcohol fails to capture the benefit of the substance to society.
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felixonline.co.uk/articles/the...
Imperial found Total’s net zero target to be credible under the last round of assessments of the Imperial Zero Index (IZI), and therefore continues to work with the company. Assessments of whether an FFC is actually likely to meet their targets don't factor into the index.
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Paris court rules Imperial partner TotalEnergies’ advertising is illegal greenwashing
The carbon major's advertising around its commitment to the energy transition and net zero target was found to be illegal as they continue to expand oil and gas production.
felixonline.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Imperial found Total’s net zero target to be credible under the last round of assessments of the Imperial Zero Index (IZI), and therefore continues to work with the company. Assessments of whether an FFC is actually likely to meet their targets don't factor into the index.
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On 23rd October, a Paris court found that Total’s advertising was illegal greenwashing. Total is based in France and has emitted more than 17,000 million tonnes of CO2e since 1934. The court found that Total misled the public when it claimed it could become carbon neutral by 2050.
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TotalEnergies
An independent think tank producing data-driven analysis on how business and finance are impacting the climate crisis
carbonmajors.org
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
On 23rd October, a Paris court found that Total’s advertising was illegal greenwashing. Total is based in France and has emitted more than 17,000 million tonnes of CO2e since 1934. The court found that Total misled the public when it claimed it could become carbon neutral by 2050.
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“Following the controversy regarding last week’s horoscopes, leading to a large haha deficit, the new editorial board has decided to bring back the monkeys in order to boost horoscope haha’s for at least the next quarter.”
(folks I laughed so hard)
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(folks I laughed so hard)
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Catnip Monkeys return to basement following controversial new horoscope debacle
The Catnip monkeys have returned to the West Basement to run the Catnip column after numerous complaints from Imperial students regarding the quality of recent horoscopes. In a shock move, both new…
felixonline.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“Following the controversy regarding last week’s horoscopes, leading to a large haha deficit, the new editorial board has decided to bring back the monkeys in order to boost horoscope haha’s for at least the next quarter.”
(folks I laughed so hard)
#catnip 2/2 🧵
(folks I laughed so hard)
#catnip 2/2 🧵