Felix Dos Santos
@felixdossantos.bsky.social
Once met Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville and Vinnie Jones in the same week.
I think that's what the advert implies.
I don't even think she's sorry.
I don't even think she's sorry.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think that's what the advert implies.
I don't even think she's sorry.
I don't even think she's sorry.
One is that Irish woman who always locks her fairy washing pod box, so her kids can't eat them
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One is that Irish woman who always locks her fairy washing pod box, so her kids can't eat them
Might I add, fuck no.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Might I add, fuck no.
Very different issue, but I recently had significant heart issues, I'm early 40s. I was utterly amazed at what they can do with with hearts nowadays. It's basically ridiculous so hopefully you'll be ok.
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Very different issue, but I recently had significant heart issues, I'm early 40s. I was utterly amazed at what they can do with with hearts nowadays. It's basically ridiculous so hopefully you'll be ok.
Richard, I'd delete that.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Richard, I'd delete that.
I never said everyone. All i said is it works well. You're spinning that to suit your narrative and trying to force an argument.
I can't be arsed, so I'll say goodbye.
I can't be arsed, so I'll say goodbye.
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I never said everyone. All i said is it works well. You're spinning that to suit your narrative and trying to force an argument.
I can't be arsed, so I'll say goodbye.
I can't be arsed, so I'll say goodbye.
It works well in the two schools in the area I live in that is quite deprived, yeah. Kids are being fed who wouldn't necessarily be otherwise.
I can't really get on board with kids being hungry.
I can't really get on board with kids being hungry.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It works well in the two schools in the area I live in that is quite deprived, yeah. Kids are being fed who wouldn't necessarily be otherwise.
I can't really get on board with kids being hungry.
I can't really get on board with kids being hungry.
Dear Nige'll
Pleez can you fixed it four me to becum Reform MP. I need too has new job as bean a teecher is too hard
Jonafon
Pleez can you fixed it four me to becum Reform MP. I need too has new job as bean a teecher is too hard
Jonafon
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Dear Nige'll
Pleez can you fixed it four me to becum Reform MP. I need too has new job as bean a teecher is too hard
Jonafon
Pleez can you fixed it four me to becum Reform MP. I need too has new job as bean a teecher is too hard
Jonafon
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DON’T FEED THE GULLIS! How many times do we have to tell you? Fruit only. If he eats anything else, his fur falls out and he gets uncontrollable diarrhoea. You going to clean that up? No. Nigel is, so think on.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
DON’T FEED THE GULLIS! How many times do we have to tell you? Fruit only. If he eats anything else, his fur falls out and he gets uncontrollable diarrhoea. You going to clean that up? No. Nigel is, so think on.
Like he eats fruit.
It's only nuggets, rustlers or chippy chips that prick will eat.
It's only nuggets, rustlers or chippy chips that prick will eat.
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Like he eats fruit.
It's only nuggets, rustlers or chippy chips that prick will eat.
It's only nuggets, rustlers or chippy chips that prick will eat.
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Been that way in Wales for a while now and it works very well.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Been that way in Wales for a while now and it works very well.
All four look like different incarnations of Spock.
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
All four look like different incarnations of Spock.
My name is Michael Caine, and I am a nosy neighbour.
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
My name is Michael Caine, and I am a nosy neighbour.
Something from Muppets Christmas carol
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Something from Muppets Christmas carol
Ah yes, after I replied I thought/hoped that was what you meant.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ah yes, after I replied I thought/hoped that was what you meant.
Daniel Kitson?!? Is he not very nice?!?
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Daniel Kitson?!? Is he not very nice?!?
I did 1500 and know plenty of words, but can't string a sentence together. It's pretty rubbish
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I did 1500 and know plenty of words, but can't string a sentence together. It's pretty rubbish
Does it have Weekend at Bernie's 2? Because if not, I'm not interested sorry.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Does it have Weekend at Bernie's 2? Because if not, I'm not interested sorry.