Sounds like something Joseph Heller would come up with

We're seeing increased activity in the short fiction space, absolutely bullish signals. I for one am going all in on 200% leverage George Saunders long options.

Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood

Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood

I think the appropriate response would be to eat an oyster in front of her while maintaining eye contact. Though unfortunately I think I'd get some strange looks if I brought oysters into the break room

I'm a bit drunk and watching this made was a mistake

Pictured: a remorseless criminal

I know he's God's vicar on earth but my mom says I'm very smart sooooooo

I recently participated in a writing competition where my submission included the worst parody of a nothing instagram poem my mind could conjure. One piece of feedback from a judge read:

Fitting your poem into a 250 story – masterful! And a good poem, too!

🙃

I could go on

'The left ignored the obvious weaknesses in the Maginot Line for too long, it's time to march through Belgium'