💃 Every internet service is so shit now 💃

Me: *eyes glaze over*
Long-suffering partner: Are you thinking about Jacob Elordi again?
Me: WHERE DID HE BUY PANTS BEFORE HE WAS FAMOUS?

An admirable attempt!

Truly! 7 of the last 10 Booker prize winners have been men, it’s such a bizarre reach.

“Putting masculinity back at the centre of literary fiction [after a woman won last year and her short book about mixed genders and nationalities on the international space station frightened us for some reason.]”

I can haz lobotomy plzzz

According to the Nazis: The evidence was all fake, the prosecution winners revenge, and anyway, Hitler and Himmler did it all themselves.

They hung (or in the case of Goering, died) convinced they were the good Germans.

I spent three years deep in Booktok and there are so, so many 🥲

Jesus merciful christ, why is every "cozy" game so fucking stressful.

I don't think it's taking the piss out of all female readers; just the Outlander fans who go to Scotland to lick standing stones.

I didn't think they seemed particularly stupid. They did match the reactions of romantasy fans I've seen all over tiktok and threads, though. Maybe a little ~less unhinged.

I enjoyed that part because it felt very specifically like a drag on shit romantasy.

I will play it for a maximum of two hours, but I’m sure they’ll be nice hours.