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The Unoriginal Wombat of Kombat
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Not "The Dude", just a dude. Also kinda weird. I do have an applesauce addiction.

There are only two seasons - winter, and baseball.

Vote 💙 BLUE | Gen-X | No Porn | No to poor quality chocolates
Gonna make dinner, sit down, and watch something lighthearted and silly to take my mind off the chaotic bullshit constantly occurring.

Tonight's choice... 'The Road'.

That one should soothe me quite well, methinks.
April 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know pretty much everyone here has seen this, but... my word... this is absolutely glorious!
Nothing in my lifetime prepared me for this. Or for wanting to watching this over-and-over again
April 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Earlier today, I heard a grown man say to another grown man, "Peace out, Girl Scout."

...

This has now been added to my lexicon.
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
HR: "We need to have a meeting."

Me: "Okay... for what, exactly?"

HR: "Some of your co-workers have been complaining..."

...

Long story short, apparently it's rude to poke someone in the forehead and say "Skip intro" when they won't get to the point.
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The most powerful I ever feel is when I'm stopped at a light and a pedestrian walks in front of me.

"Yes, stranger, go forth and trust that I will not murder thee."
April 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Here's an "AITA" post...

Am I a bad person for finding so much pleasure in YouTube videos of people crashing their motorcycles?

In 90%+ of the clips, the rider is purely at fault for shit riding skills and/or decisions.
April 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bill Owens is out as EP of '60 Minutes', citing Paramount's continued push to determine content.
April 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Looks like Desantis has gotten himself into a bit of a pickle.
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For the record, I am advocating for due process under the law for Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Come get me, Mr. Gorky. Find me, arrest me, charge me. See what happens.

I came here to kick ass and eat appleasuce, and I'm all out of applesauce, you big dumb bitch.
JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)
April 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Nothing to see here, folks... nothing to see. Move along, move along.

Krasnov is simply giving his owner/employer what he wants.
April 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Don't expect a "bless you" after your fourth sneeze.

Wrap it up and get that shit under control.
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Someone distilled this for me and it just makes sense...

The difference between liberals and conservatives in modern times:

Liberals will feed 100 people for fear one of them may go hungry. Conservatives will NOT feed 100 people for fear one of them doesn't need it.
April 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career.
April 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Here’s the thing…

If I wanted to crash the stock/trading markets quickly, I would enact sweeping and ginormous tariffs on imported goods & products. That would be step 1.

Here’s the neat part – there's no step 2.

This isn't because they’re stupid, but because they're smart.

It's intentional.
April 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is awesome - an easy way to find your people and get involved!
April 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wonder... who will be our General Bethlehem? Who will be the mayor of Bridge City?
April 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
C'mon, people of Florida.

Do some Florida shit this weekend.
April 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Heard a kid at the store yesterday refer to celery as "juicy hair", and I can't help but think that's a great band name.
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
There's a horse in the hospital again.
April 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It feels apropos to read some Vogon poetry right now...
April 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Here's what I wonder...

What's the current over/under on how long until the BlueSky user count surpasses the DJIA?
April 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Looks like that "Dow 40k" watch thing was short-lived.

Yeeeshus, this is getting ugly.

But, hey, at least we get to "own the libs" and not see preferred pronouns in email signatures any more.-
April 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The off-hours market changes are gonna be bad.

Really, really bad.
April 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can we please stop saying 'DOGE' is real? It's not.

It's made-up.

It takes an act of Congress to establish a governmental agency/department. That hasn't happened.

Cuts/firings taking place aren't just the result of carelessness and cruelty.

People are capitulating their Cabinet authority.
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He's still going.

I'm gonna log off for a few... I want to watch history unfold, unfettered and unabridged.

Love to you all. Love to you all. Love to you all.
April 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM