Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
@fedi.walf.me
Zero to walfdog in sixty seconds or your money back. :verified: Anti-tech-bro technologist. A New Englander by blood, culture, and driving style living in Alabama […]
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🌉 bridged from https://pawb.fun/@mathias on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
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Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.)
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
[Audio] Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.)
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.)
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
[Audio] Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
January 12, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Recently, I recorded a vocal cover of Ben Caplan's "Lost", because I stan Ben and he's right near the sweet spot of my range, and because that one makes me think of @KayOhtie :blobfoxheart: :blobfoxsnuggle: (And some bits other special people in my life.)
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
I feel like I did a pretty good job of […]
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
OMG! Someone made a rap about the Kimwolf botmasters. And it's actually good.
This is fire: https://soundcloud.com/alphafire69/dort-is-cooked-the-kimwolf-downfall?si=2d5ae31cbaba46f3b55471b3f1e3f187&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
This is fire: https://soundcloud.com/alphafire69/dort-is-cooked-the-kimwolf-downfall?si=2d5ae31cbaba46f3b55471b3f1e3f187&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
DORT IS COOKED - THE KIMWOLF DOWNFALL
🐺 DORT IS COOKED - THE KIMWOLF DISS TRACK 🐺 The official diss track exposing Dort and the Kimwolf/Aisuru botnet operators. From failed Hotmail checkers to failed botnets - this Canadian clown got
soundcloud.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:37 PM
OMG! Someone made a rap about the Kimwolf botmasters. And it's actually good.
This is fire: https://soundcloud.com/alphafire69/dort-is-cooked-the-kimwolf-downfall?si=2d5ae31cbaba46f3b55471b3f1e3f187&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
This is fire: https://soundcloud.com/alphafire69/dort-is-cooked-the-kimwolf-downfall?si=2d5ae31cbaba46f3b55471b3f1e3f187&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
Call me insufferably millennial (and insufferably white) if you like, but Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "The Heist" absolutely banged and I will *not* hear otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Call me insufferably millennial (and insufferably white) if you like, but Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "The Heist" absolutely banged and I will *not* hear otherwise.
:3 is valid punctuation send toot
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
:3 is valid punctuation send toot
CachyOS is the OpenSuSE of Bazzites
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
CachyOS is the OpenSuSE of Bazzites
Does anyone know if you can opt out of Bridgy bridging individual toots, outside of privacy settings, e.g. hashtag no bridge or something?
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Does anyone know if you can opt out of Bridgy bridging individual toots, outside of privacy settings, e.g. hashtag no bridge or something?
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Presenting my #kitchengladiators submission for the month of "laminated": cardamom brioche buns! These were a lot of fun, challenging because never done laminated but King Arthur's recipe made it easy to follow! Would definitely make these again!
#baking #fedibakes
#baking #fedibakes
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Presenting my #kitchengladiators submission for the month of "laminated": cardamom brioche buns! These were a lot of fun, challenging because never done laminated but King Arthur's recipe made it easy to follow! Would definitely make these again!
#baking #fedibakes
#baking #fedibakes
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
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Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[USpol, ALpol, +]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[USpol, ALpol, +]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
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Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire.
High-brow […]
High-brow […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire.
High-brow […]
High-brow […]
It's under control, far as anyone's seen
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's under control, far as anyone's seen
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
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November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1*
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1*
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
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Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]
[Implied very minor cooking injury]
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[Implied very minor cooking injury]
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
My profile: *submitting after 4 months*
BeatLeader:
BeatLeader:
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My profile: *submitting after 4 months*
BeatLeader:
BeatLeader: