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mid-20s 👴, enby :enby_flag:, ace :asexual_flag:, enjoys cars 🏎️, computers 💾 and coffee ☕ a lot. does not normally talk about self in third […]

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I wish I was part of a workgroup so there was a windows for me...
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I find it extremely funny that HTTP dates are RFC 1123 standard, except it's always in UTC and also it says "GMT" instead of "UTC", which is nonstandard so they can't say it's RFC1123 so every time you see someone describing RFC 1123 timestamps from scratch except it has the hardcoded string […]
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February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
TO: the person, or people, responsible at Rogers, Inc. and/or any of its subsidiaries, affiliates, partners or contractors, for the decision to design a WiFi router which only accepts settings changes via an app that requires login over the internet, meaning that if your internet dies you can't […]
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February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
when they say "you are not immune to propaganda", the "you" means me and the "propaganda", unfortunately, means christian rock
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
walking on slushy/icy sidewalks is a hard realtime application and my brain cannot help but context switch
February 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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these age verification options are getting out of hand
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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mouse nerd girlfriend that goes: "so,,, statistically squeaking,,,"
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
sublingual HRT is a pain when your nose is blocked
February 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
these age verification options are getting out of hand
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I see my strategy of "return to canada in the late afternoon, sleep as much as you want on that day, and you'll be fine next morning" is working well

I mean I have a mild headache but this has reliably been the best way of not having too much jet lag so far
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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this one. i think i downloaded this from someone on here? but it is not high enough resolution to print so i will need to recreate it in typst
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
NOW WITNESS

THE THROUGHPUT

OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL

EGLINTON CROSSTOWN

#toronto #TTC
February 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
if no one else got me, I know delhi airport security personnel got me (only set of people that reliably genders me as fem more frequently than masc)
February 7, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I love how everyone has collectively agreed to refer to that movie as Hackers (1995), as though the year is part of the title of the movie
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
_(accepts your premise)_
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 AM
West Vancouver: Sunshine Coast (Sea To Sky Edition) is a turn-based political strategy video game developed by Statistics Canada and published by Elections Canada in 1997.
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I told my parents to buy a brother laser printer for home, and they said "yes of course my child" and went ahead and bought an HP Smart Tank™ that's the largest piece of actual garbage I've ever encountered

* the printer has no screen, so it only communicates with you through dialog boxes on […]
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February 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
what kind of man is shaped like three balls...
February 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
referring to linux as "the kernel" feels so culturally powerful (of course that's the only kernel worth talking about!), but the reality is that it only makes sense because it's the only big kernel available divorced from a surrounding operating system
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
notification sound idea: the "unh" sound effect from the song chalo ishq ladaaye
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 AM
is it bad that the only reason I don't want to pay for the toronto star is that I'm annoyed by their paywall
February 4, 2026 at 6:28 AM
mormons meeting the night before weekly service, call that church of saturday saints
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
song that's the most danceable beat ever with lyrics like, "can't stop the rainfall of sadness in my eyes"
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
loud music my beloathed
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM