I assume that in every picture I see of him.

I have wanted to do that since I was like 5. Also, Jelly Belly has amazing Pumpkin Pie jelly beans. Happy Turkey day my friend.

I thought it was bad that we were at nearly $50 going to the local grocery store.

The game. So he proceeds to win $88 immediately.

Lesson learned? Being a shitty human gets you money. Which seems to be true.