A living breathing hunk of spelling mistakes
@fcmonk.bsky.social
Man of leisure. Life like a bag of ferrets since 1969.
My Mom’s dog may look happy but he’s filled with the same existential dread as his buddy.
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My Mom’s dog may look happy but he’s filled with the same existential dread as his buddy.
I heard once about single folks who just go to the nearest casino and play poker all day on Christmas and right now that sounds so appealing.
December 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I heard once about single folks who just go to the nearest casino and play poker all day on Christmas and right now that sounds so appealing.
Christmas Eve. I go through life wanting this world to exist for a long time in a bountiful and beautiful manner. Except the next two days. Wake me up for Boxing Day when the fun really starts.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Christmas Eve. I go through life wanting this world to exist for a long time in a bountiful and beautiful manner. Except the next two days. Wake me up for Boxing Day when the fun really starts.
Starting to feel that irritation than can only come on Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Starting to feel that irritation than can only come on Christmas.
This was not the greatest day to have to wake up for.
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This was not the greatest day to have to wake up for.
They’ll suspend DK because the NFL solved racism roughly when Trump was elected.
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They’ll suspend DK because the NFL solved racism roughly when Trump was elected.
Is it Boxing Day yet?
December 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Is it Boxing Day yet?
I hate the Eagles so much. I’m an Eagles fan btw.
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I hate the Eagles so much. I’m an Eagles fan btw.
It’s Friday, also known as Last Crippling Panic Attack Of The Week Day. Transitioning into Completely Different Yet Still The Same Panic Attack Weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s Friday, also known as Last Crippling Panic Attack Of The Week Day. Transitioning into Completely Different Yet Still The Same Panic Attack Weekend.
I like journaling. It’s very helpful to clear your thoughts which improves your mental health. Remember that texting someone who has already blocked you doesn’t count as journaling.
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I like journaling. It’s very helpful to clear your thoughts which improves your mental health. Remember that texting someone who has already blocked you doesn’t count as journaling.
Bluesky is so nice. It lets me vent without everyone running to hug me until I calm down a little.
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bluesky is so nice. It lets me vent without everyone running to hug me until I calm down a little.
If everything on Earth could please stop spiraling down the dumpy hole that would be great thank you very much.
(Edited 7:46 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
(Edited 7:46 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If everything on Earth could please stop spiraling down the dumpy hole that would be great thank you very much.
(Edited 7:46 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
(Edited 7:46 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
I fucking hate Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I fucking hate Christmas.
I’m not happy with the way UConn has played this second half.
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m not happy with the way UConn has played this second half.
I’ve heard that watching RedZone all day cures the pangs of long-term heartache. Let’s find out, shall we?
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’ve heard that watching RedZone all day cures the pangs of long-term heartache. Let’s find out, shall we?
I eat at Burger King every Sunday because, pathetically enough, it’s the last place I hung out with this woman I dated before she ghosted me and went back to her ex-husband. I guess I’m lucky that it wasn’t Arby’s.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I eat at Burger King every Sunday because, pathetically enough, it’s the last place I hung out with this woman I dated before she ghosted me and went back to her ex-husband. I guess I’m lucky that it wasn’t Arby’s.
Pretty much done with Christmas shopping. I got everyone another subscription to hanging out with me for another year because I’m a goddamn gift.
December 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pretty much done with Christmas shopping. I got everyone another subscription to hanging out with me for another year because I’m a goddamn gift.
I’m looking forward to a day of college football to set a change of pace from my weekly existence as an emotional husk of a man.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m looking forward to a day of college football to set a change of pace from my weekly existence as an emotional husk of a man.
Yeah hope disappears like a vapor
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah hope disappears like a vapor
I walked the local road race and really felt good about it until I saw what place I finished (counted with the runners so way way back) and felt like a fraud.
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I walked the local road race and really felt good about it until I saw what place I finished (counted with the runners so way way back) and felt like a fraud.
Mondays aren’t actually that bad if you’re dead inside.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mondays aren’t actually that bad if you’re dead inside.
I’m back. What did I miss?
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m back. What did I miss?
Sunday night I’ll be playing the Cantab Underground in Cambridge MA. Showtime is 8 PM. Get your tickets now! https://tunehatch.com/shows/159922591
April 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Sunday night I’ll be playing the Cantab Underground in Cambridge MA. Showtime is 8 PM. Get your tickets now! https://tunehatch.com/shows/159922591
What is Mary Lou Lord up to nowadays? One of her tunes just popped up in my mix.
March 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What is Mary Lou Lord up to nowadays? One of her tunes just popped up in my mix.
Induct Shockmaster you cowards.
Typhoon Confirms Natural Disasters Will Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame Class Of 2025
Typhoon Confirms Natural Disasters Will Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame Class Of 2025 | Fightful News
The Natural Disasters are headed to the WWE Hall of Fame.
www.fightful.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Induct Shockmaster you cowards.