Félix
fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
Félix
@fay59.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy
🏳️‍🌈 he/him
🍎 compiler intruder
🦅 memory safety hawk

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rows are called "jump tables" and columns are called "vtables" and somehow we tricked ourselves into believing one is much cheaper than the other
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The Link’s Awakening cartridge even has a little battery 🥲
October 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How it’s been going this week
October 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
October 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The US if Tylenol actually caused autism
https://discuss.systems/@dan/115251351531249694
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's over. team cherry can't hurt me anymore
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Did I accidentally stumble upon an optical illusion? The rounded rectangles all have the same corner radius, but if I look quickly it looks like the rounded rectangles at the ends of the three boxes have square corners.
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
sickos_haha_yes.jpg
August 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
[uspol]

Big Pharma has been playing you all along, making different vaccines for different viruses. You can just target the entire phylum!
August 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A useful chart to go with this morning's hot take
July 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The iOS memories widget brought this guy up from the Philadelphia zoo. Honestly I agree that he belongs in a zoo. Certainly not in any position of authority
June 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
In all fairness, it *is* capable of great sharpness if you get just the right amount of light, but I don't want my photos to come out right only between the hours of 1 and 3pm on cloudy days.
June 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Update 2: I'm returning it. It's just not consistently sharp and it has very noticeable ghosting problems at most of its range (~500-800mm) with very bright subjects, like gulls in the Alaska sun. At shorter lengths, it has fringing instead (which at least is […]

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June 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
June 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don’t think any of my esteemed followers need the reminder, but just in case: do not use an LLM to produce work that you cannot verify. ESPECIALLY do not use an LLM to produce work if there are legal consequences to that work
June 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nobody asked but here’s the whole family. I used to think the 70-200 was huge lol
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m going to be unstoppable in birdwatching trips
June 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Should one of you be a potential suitor, this is how you can seduce me
May 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
my day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable
May 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Is it a thing outside my home town that kids would beg teachers to have lessons outside on nice days and they’d always say no, because when you’re an adult you won’t be able to work from outside? Anyway I’m getting one bar of WiFi from under this tree
April 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The iOS calendar won’t let you pick 2am as the event start time or end time when you move from daylight savings to standard time.
March 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They made me pull out my favorite picture again
March 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
March 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Cannot overstate the danger of the current administration to civil rights, but if you’re feeling down, it’s good to remember that there’s still people in positions of power that will cut through the bullshit (and through the lawyers) with desiccating, shriveling scorn
February 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I’ll never be him
January 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM