I mean...that's the joke.

Bit of a tip, for the quest to unlock Act 3 to appear, you need to have all the billboard quests done AND set up your house in Bellhart.

I found that out the long, "I feel like such a fuckin' dumbass" way.

OOH, and maybe it's revealed that Kamek took Bowser from the stork as a baby originally for bad purposes before actually getting attached, and THAT'S why Bowser's so angry all the time?

Could this movie be a whole nice theme about adoption and found family? MMMM BRO I'M COOKIN' HEREEE.

Well okay, not LITERALLY that short, but brief enough to just be a footnote.

Slapping someone with "you know that" when they don't also ain't rosy itself.

Sorry, but I don't see the point in lobbing a hand grenade at a fly when you can simply swat it and move on.

Seriously tho, I kid a bit, but damn.

That guy's obviously gonna get brutally killed 5 minutes in. If his bitch ass instead ends up being a game-long sidekick, then yeah, point you.

But ain't no way one rookie marked for death got y'all doomy on the whole frickin' game, c'mon.

I understand it being a problem if he ends up being a core character and talking to you regularly.

But...do you honestly think he's NOT gonna be the first one brutally killed 5 minutes in, and that's gonna set the tone? It feels obviously to me, personally.

Guess we're gonna have to wait and see.

Issue? It's just a tutorial NPC talking.

Oh no, don't worry; it's not intrusive. Unfortunately, I'm not on a New Horizons wave atm, so...sorry. ^^;

Oh, there's for sure tons of that out there.

Ey, good times tho, bro.

I do believe I qualify for the veteran's discount...

Claydol is kiiinda close, but Carbink has completely symmetrical stats.

My point carries: very, very few of those with these types are statistically special-based.