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Sir Fatuous Pauper
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Wegovy is a fucking miracle as far as I'm concerned
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm sure getting rid of juries will work out fine though
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
@profanity.accountant good morning!
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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14. The government artificially restricting court “sitting days” - effectively closing perfectly usable courtrooms and forcing judges to stay at home, to make a tiny saving on court staff.

This happened regularly under the last government. The new lot are still doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
British and Canadian losses to cold injury in the ETO - 206. US losses between 46,000 and 71,000

There's a good reason British squaddies get a brew on whenever possible
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Knocked 95 seconds off my 5k time this morning, and saw my first sub-6 minute km in well over 5 years

#running
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yes yes, very impressive much virtuoso but... WHERE DID HIS GUITAR GO!?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Of note, the US suffered 71,000 cases of cold injury in the ETO, most of which were in the winter of 44/45, at a rate ten times greater than in British or Commonwealth armies, in no small part because the US' awesome logisitical machine couldn't supply its soldiers with woolly socks
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I always find it weird how the Germans are slated for running out of supplies and finding themselves in the middle of winter with no winter kit in 1941, but the Americans are praised for running out of supplies and finding themselves in the middle of winter with no winter kit in 1944
November 16, 2025 at 9:01 AM
This is the problem with Greens. They're a bunch of fucking arseholes.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Some restaurants introduce their own standing charge to bills bit.ly/49xTsD4 as they seek to continue to snaffle the service charge which by law has to go to staff. If a charge is not optional VAT should be added to it so ask for VAT receipt and refuse optional charges.
London restaurants using ‘admin charges’ to dodge tipping rules
Fees of as much as 12.5% for ‘restaurant costs’ or ‘brand charges’ have been seen on customers’ bills since law requiring all tips to be shared with staff
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
What the Navy was saying about the Scheldt was "Just take it bruh" but I've never heard a coherent explanation of how the Navy expected the Army to do so

It was only on the 21st September, D+4 for Market Garden, FAAA *finally* ruled out the use of airborne troops to take Walcheren
The screw-up wasn’t Market Garden - a long-odds bet, but understandable - it was not listening to the Navy on the Scheldt.
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At least British Transport Police aren't having to cut hundreds of posts due to a lack of funding...

...o no wait
November 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Blackburn reincarnated as Dutch marine architects?
The Dutch warship Johan De Witt moored off Greenwich earlier today.
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I hope the politicians in Malawi are listening. All they have to do is to create a few $trillion out of thin air, and then Malawi will be a wealthy nation!
Yes.

This is the truth all politicians hide from us.

Governments fund things through taxes AND bonds.

If they control their currency, as ours does, they can create money literally out of thin air.

Where do people think the 100s of billions of quantitive easing and furlow payments came from?
In a country with a fiat currency, it is not necessary to put up taxes to pay for public services. Taxes are for fairness, controlling inflation and encouraging “goods” and disincentivising “bad”. Our tax system is grossly unfair. Fix that and ordinary people (90%) should be paying less tax.
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My cat was fine one minute, the next a saddle thrombosis and an emergency trip to the vet to have him put to sleep

Not the way I thought Sunday would play out

I can't stop crying.
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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It's also perhaps worth noting that this kind of case, when included in statistics on deaths during or following police contact, will be characterised by some people (whether wilfully or naively) as a death caused by police.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
All the people saying "phaik news, only one person shot" as if that's ok then
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Crawley Beauty - First raised from a wild seedling in Tilgate in 1870
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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womp womp
October 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Couldn't make the vote in this one, but a heartening result
Meadvale & St John's (Reigate & Banstead) Council By-Election Result:

🔶 LDM: 48.3% (+11.7)
🌍 GRN: 17.6% (-0.5)
🌳 CON: 12.0% (-16.9)
➡️ RFM: 11.6% (New)
🙋 Ind: 10.4% (New)

No LAB (-16.3) as previous.

Liberal Democrat HOLD.
Changes w/ 2024.
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The vast majority of Londoners have fewer criminal convictions than DJT

Thank you for your attention to this matter
October 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM