Fatty Scott
@fattyscott.bsky.social
I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.
Like, seriously. This is after they sent me three emails telling me they were gonna send me this email. The troll is probably easier to deal with than whatever fresh hell this will be
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Like, seriously. This is after they sent me three emails telling me they were gonna send me this email. The troll is probably easier to deal with than whatever fresh hell this will be
PSA: Taco John’s is offering free meals to anyone affected by the government shutdown or SNAP benefits ending.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
PSA: Taco John’s is offering free meals to anyone affected by the government shutdown or SNAP benefits ending.
We are in Columbia for my buddy’s 40th. W is staying at my parents for the night. He loves hanging out with Poppa. They’re doing good
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We are in Columbia for my buddy’s 40th. W is staying at my parents for the night. He loves hanging out with Poppa. They’re doing good
Well I accidentally shut my alarm off so I’m running late, but I’m in here dammit
October 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Well I accidentally shut my alarm off so I’m running late, but I’m in here dammit
Take your pick of parts from this specimen
October 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Take your pick of parts from this specimen
Front page of ESPN
August 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Front page of ESPN
There are so many things you do right, @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social but today was an embarrassment. Announcing a delay 1 minute before kick. Providing no in stadium updates. Providing no social media updates. This is a day you should be ashamed of.
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
There are so many things you do right, @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social but today was an embarrassment. Announcing a delay 1 minute before kick. Providing no in stadium updates. Providing no social media updates. This is a day you should be ashamed of.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I’ve been trying to hire @marissasays.bsky.social for this job for years!
I’ve been trying to hire @marissasays.bsky.social for this job for years!
July 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I’ve been trying to hire @marissasays.bsky.social for this job for years!
I’ve been trying to hire @marissasays.bsky.social for this job for years!
My stupid beautiful solar lights are ruining this picture and you can’t see how big that god damn pile is. It’s easily 4’ tall and 20’ long. I cut so many limbs. It’s awesome.
May 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My stupid beautiful solar lights are ruining this picture and you can’t see how big that god damn pile is. It’s easily 4’ tall and 20’ long. I cut so many limbs. It’s awesome.
There’s not a person on this damned earth that can beat a determined Fatty Scott in an auction. Especially if he’s had a couple cocktails.
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There’s not a person on this damned earth that can beat a determined Fatty Scott in an auction. Especially if he’s had a couple cocktails.
I do not believe the creator of this video intended to make an enemy. But yet, she has.
March 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I do not believe the creator of this video intended to make an enemy. But yet, she has.
After spending a few weeks consulting with my R&D team, we analyzed the board and made the necessary adjustments.
February 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
After spending a few weeks consulting with my R&D team, we analyzed the board and made the necessary adjustments.
Um. Did you know Snoop Dogg has an album of affirmations? It’s fucking wonderful
January 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Um. Did you know Snoop Dogg has an album of affirmations? It’s fucking wonderful
Me. Every day of my life.
January 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me. Every day of my life.
I convince you to pay us to spill stuff all over the ground
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I convince you to pay us to spill stuff all over the ground
Last present to wrap is Walter’s busy board we made. And then I can rest.
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Last present to wrap is Walter’s busy board we made. And then I can rest.