Alex Brownlee-Stokes
@fatpants.bsky.social
Middle aged, overweight, balding.
I too wish I knew how to fail upwards so regularly.
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I too wish I knew how to fail upwards so regularly.
What a shower of shit they are.
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What a shower of shit they are.
Guy is a mensch, I hope he makes a full recovery.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Guy is a mensch, I hope he makes a full recovery.
They’ve absolutely nailed Kent.
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
They’ve absolutely nailed Kent.
To quote the late Bill Hicks on the death of an idiot: “oh no, we’re missing a moron”.
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
To quote the late Bill Hicks on the death of an idiot: “oh no, we’re missing a moron”.
All the best people have birthdays in December (I too was born in December). HBD.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
All the best people have birthdays in December (I too was born in December). HBD.
Vanish, sheer drop?
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Vanish, sheer drop?
[to the tune of Shoplifters of the World] 🎶Bedwetters of the woooorrrlllddd take ooover🎶
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
[to the tune of Shoplifters of the World] 🎶Bedwetters of the woooorrrlllddd take ooover🎶
Redwood made a peer?! JFC.
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Redwood made a peer?! JFC.
I too have recently departed said platform and feel much the better for it. The x algorithm pumping right wing bilge into my feed on a daily basis was something I couldn’t stomach any longer.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I too have recently departed said platform and feel much the better for it. The x algorithm pumping right wing bilge into my feed on a daily basis was something I couldn’t stomach any longer.
More reasons to not visit the US.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 AM
More reasons to not visit the US.
Our kids school is extremely strict, thankfully, when it comes to phones and wearable tech; they’ve banned pupils from wearing them or having them in their possession during school time.
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Our kids school is extremely strict, thankfully, when it comes to phones and wearable tech; they’ve banned pupils from wearing them or having them in their possession during school time.
Solid Air That I Breathe (Martyn/The Hollies)
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Solid Air That I Breathe (Martyn/The Hollies)
Heard you on 5Live last night, Kate, and when they mentioned your name I thought of Daphne.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Heard you on 5Live last night, Kate, and when they mentioned your name I thought of Daphne.
I hear he’s keen on top flight rugby returning to Sardis Road, too…
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I hear he’s keen on top flight rugby returning to Sardis Road, too…
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.
In all seriousness yes, he’s had quite the run, I’m just a massive Hackman fanboi.