John C
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fatchans.bsky.social
John C
@fatchans.bsky.social
Nerdy not needy. Nudist friendly in sympathetic circles. I realize that it is not possible to have all my real-life contacts together on a single social media page. People are just funny that way.
Gut suck video. Good morning.
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Is it true that only gay men will eat their own cum?
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Gym progress. And i got horny.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Namaste. This took longer than it should.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Butt inventory. I was curious if i have a good butt.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I just remembered to add the label to the photo. But bsky thinks all my photos are pornographic... I guess i can't really argue with that
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Another happy accident
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Setting up the phone and took an accidental selfie.
November 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Gonna have a naked morning on my day off at the shore
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So MeWe has taken down my profile photo and turned me into a cartoon slice of bread. I replaced it with this AI background photo.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
So... "Asian Men X" started appearing in my feed. So many chiseled, muscled, oiled, defined, perfect bodies. All of them. I am so fat.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Randy started it. Gianni pushed me toward the edge. But i had to get dressed and move on with my day. Happy Splatturday everyone. Be good to yourselves.
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by John C
This awesome dad wants to be exposed. Please help me out and repost his pics. Thanks
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Cleaning up the family heirloom hanging lamp for its new place in the house renovation. It belonged to his wife's mother. Brass polishes so nicely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kinda funny how this bathroom has a full wall of a mirror opposite the toilet.
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Found a Halloween hideaway. Celebrate the small victories.
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This was posted on my Instagram a month ago for close friends, and it got canned yesterday. Maybe there are actual people censoring these things and not just anti porn bots. Do you think this is pornographic?
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Still don't quite know what to do with a female who follows me.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Dug into my bow tie box and found my dark green.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Got the houseplants under control and the living room usable for Grampa's 93 birthday. (Folks want to visit and celebrate.)
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you see this, post a picture of your #bush
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Moved the house plants to fit them without the plant cart. Trimmed the hibiscus trees and moved them to my room. Now grampa can have his visitors for his 93 birthday.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This one got canned by Instagram
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM