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Fat Snarky Brock...among other critters...🏳️‍🌈🦡🦶🏻🐷
@fatbadger.bsky.social
50-something queer and furry with rotating fursonas, but always the badger at heart. No drama. No bullshit. No poking the badger.

"My preference" is just code for racist fuckery.

We all pushed through together: LGB and T. I use "rainbow" to describe us.
Pinned
Governor Stein alluded to this yesterday.

Jesus, Ion, still think Trump’s a shock to the system? Still think he’s a Molotov cocktail to the establishment?

But you just couldn’t vote for a Clinton in 2016, could you, Internet tough guy?

Shitbags like you bear the full responsibility for this.
So I've been listening to a lot of Frank Zappa lately. When you're sitting on the fringe of bear culture, these sometimes write themselves...

youtu.be/Q913bGayHSY
Circuit Bear
YouTube video by Oh No, It's Fat Matt
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Oh, probably on par with the number of "liberals" (read: wannabe Libertarians in anarchist clothing) who swore in 2016 that they'd neeever vote for a Clinton, and that a Trump presidency would be a "molotov cocktail" shock to the system.

Sit, little one. The adults are trying to clean up your mess.
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Lunch. Bento time…
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Arctic Explorer Starsky, part 2.
January 26, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Arctic Explorer Starsky, part one.
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Uh yeah...

I don't think that the man who #scabbed for Verizon in the 2016 #CWA strike is in any position to demand that others #strike.

Solidarity doesn't mean "as long as I'm not losing money."

But we learned your flavor of solidarity in 2016 when you said "I'll never vote for Hillary," right?
January 26, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I’m loving that the early 80s, helvetica-heavy design aesthetic is back.

Now don’t fuck it up, Gen-Z.

Also, the fact that Sheetz paired a fannypack and cooler is so on-brand for them.
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I know people don’t ask #autistic folk what it’s like to go through life as us, but Drew, Tim, and I have been watching #Pluribus on Apple TV, and it’s probably the closest media representation I can find to my experience
January 18, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Yeah, carrying 2025’s momentum into 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
It reminds me of that time Anonymous hacked Shirley Phelps while she was on the air for an interview....

thecyberexpress.com/hacktivist-d...
Hacktivist Exposes and Deletes White Supremacist Websites Live at Conference
A hacktivist exposed and deleted three white supremacist websites during a presentation at a conference last week. The hacker and
thecyberexpress.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 AM
So get ready to see lots of "edgy" pieces containing:

Pluto the dog
Dagwood Bumstead
Blondie Bumstead
Betty Boop
Nancy Drew
The Little Engine that Could

#PublicDomainDay
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Dessert, all from scratch:

Pudding
Sticky toffee cake
Buttermilk pie
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Wait... is something going on at #Nakatomi plaza?
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I guess it’s Christmas card time?
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Says the human potato who spent 2015 and 2016 squealing "I'll never vote for a Clinton! #Trump would be like a Molotov cocktail to the system!"

We keep losing because people like you put us here.

Own it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Kikou Senki Dragonar.

In the VHS-dub-trading days, people would fill out the tape with openings for other shows. This was on one. Instantly captivated.

High octane opening that comes roaring out of the title card and just doesn't stop until the end.

youtu.be/ItCMX3A1qaE?...
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As my Zootopia2 rabbit hole continues, I’m really thinking about letting the mustache bloom, shaving the beard and channeling my inner Russ.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Still thinking about #Zootopia 2. Again, nailed by Nick here. Also been thinking a LOT about Pawbert Lynxley and trying really hard to not draw parallels.
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bittersweet. Hell man, everyone knows who you are now, Danny.

Thanks for the awesome childhood.

God, the Electric Company was such an awesome show. I mean listen to the music in this clip alone.

youtu.be/XxcXj61wjaM?...
Electric Company's Spider-Man: Danny Seagren
YouTube video by That Junkman
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I've been keeping Milikardo Knights: Reforged under wraps until the beginning of 2026. But I wanted to drop this snippet of a scene.

I don't believe in the "Mary Sue" idea, but Caesar Mitchell is the no-inner-monologue, eccentric, cranky, lecherous, enabling old man I aspire to become. :)
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
How do you say that you're ignorant about #autism and #neurodivergence without actually saying it?

Oh, thanks Ion!

I don't think a single ND prides themselves on being an "asshole," much less uses it as defense.

Of course, knowing that would mean you'd need to talk to them and not mock them.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Would I be a bad man if I commissioned a Krampus fursuit and went across the neighborhood knocking on doors? :)
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Zootopia 2: read to filth by a cartoon fox…
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Starsky got the BARK advent calendar. Day one…
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Dog Butt Bongos with a ferocious pit mix…
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM