fatassery.bsky.social
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I feel like this is the best proof yet of how Twitter has broken the brains of media elites

To the avg American who reads the Post/Times, this is a reporter they've never heard of that flirted with RFK..

They all convinced themselves she was fascinating but apparently no one else felt that way
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Damn, I hope for her sake that advance ain't recoupable
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Jesus, that's mean...and accurate.
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
At some point an editor has to raise their hand during the pitch and ask "so you want me to believe that not only is the drug dealer is trying to pivot towards a drug free product...but you're claiming a lot of them are doing this?"
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Which is wild because they are relatively cheap places to eat, plus due to how noisy they are and how quickly they get your food out, they are perfect places to bring your kids out for a meal.

S & W Country Diner in Culver City is one of the things I miss most after moving away, I loved that place.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
She divorced Jeffe and walked away with around $36 Billion. Since then, she has donated nearly $19 Billion to charity and now has a net worth of (according to Forbes) $34 Billion.

From the looks of it, there's a struggle giving it away fast enough before she can make it back
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is the closest I've seen to the 2 America's argument on leg washing in the shower. One side is horrified that not only are you not doing it but unbothered that people know that about you and the other side just says "it's totally normal and actually saves you time."
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
People are so helpful on here 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A common enemy, we got one

Now keep it banging like a shotgun

We in a war before we fought one

Now if you're tired of working from day to day

A common enemy, we got one
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
While you guys are laughing, this hero is out here curing Meniere's Disease with a couple props he got from Carrot Top.
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Yeah. I'm not sure Kelly's coaching style of "STFU and take the blame while I throw all of you under the bus after a loss" is really that effective when the path to the exit sign is lined with $100 bills
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Man gets into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame and all of the sudden he's Phillipe Gaston
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If he saw a capsized boat then there was no way for him to see what was in it
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Cal can at least say "we never actually gave that moron a diploma", Fordham, on the other hand, may never recover.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Halle Berry is teaching the world that no one has fewer fucks to give than rich women of a certain age.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When you have to be sober at a bar, the tiki bar is in the S Tier of bars. You still get all of the theater of the bartender making the drink and no one ever asks "why aren't you drinking?"
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Despite all the evidence we have of AI consistently getting facts wrong (if not creating them out of whole cloth) they are going to disregard all of that and simply settle in on calling you a liar?
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Using all of my power to have this forever be known as the "Gaetz Defense"
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Something something in my generation we called it chicken mole.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Asshole losers like to envision a world where they aren't losers" is an all-time banger.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In the Burrow era it seems like it has taken the Bengals until around week 5 or 6 to really start clicking so I'm thinking that it's a wrap on 2025
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is basically the reply of everyone who gets called out on racist comments. "Oh uhh...well, you know what I mean" (searches frantically trying to find a set of sympathetic eyes in the group) then failing that gets angry, yellls at people for not being able to take a joke and then storms off
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I've got family just outside of Hayneville in Alabama and the closest grocery store to them is 59 miles away in Georgiana (right down the road from the Hank Williams Museum) so if you even own a car it'll take you a couple hours round trip.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Once they get all of the Jews into Israel, they can abandon any pretext of support for the country and get back to isolationism
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM