𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝❗
@fastesthedgehog.bsky.social
Independent portrayal of Sonic the Hedgehog, not affiliated with SEGA or Sonic Team. Mun is an adult
Written by Plush
Written by Plush
"hey guys, didn't think I'd have to say something like this, but... Let's NOT do anything rash to Mario? It's not HIS fault Big N is the way it is..."
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"hey guys, didn't think I'd have to say something like this, but... Let's NOT do anything rash to Mario? It's not HIS fault Big N is the way it is..."
" 'Cause we're multi-platform? Sheesh, do YOU wanna call dibs or somethin'?"
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
" 'Cause we're multi-platform? Sheesh, do YOU wanna call dibs or somethin'?"
"on yeah, I've seen that. They're... REALLY upset, to say the least."
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"on yeah, I've seen that. They're... REALLY upset, to say the least."
"well I like to explore around... Goin' to new places and meetin' new people... Occasionally stopping some bad guys, too!"
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"well I like to explore around... Goin' to new places and meetin' new people... Occasionally stopping some bad guys, too!"
"well, I've been on all sorts of crazy adventures before, I'm sure I could handle it... But alright, if ya say so!"
"I guess I'm sort of a wanderer myself, heh heh."I
"I guess I'm sort of a wanderer myself, heh heh."I
December 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"well, I've been on all sorts of crazy adventures before, I'm sure I could handle it... But alright, if ya say so!"
"I guess I'm sort of a wanderer myself, heh heh."I
"I guess I'm sort of a wanderer myself, heh heh."I
"Kiana, huh? That's a nice name! Now if you don't mind me askin', where are you from? Given how you aren't used to the idea of talking blue hedgehogs, you must be from someplace I haven't been to yet!"
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
"Kiana, huh? That's a nice name! Now if you don't mind me askin', where are you from? Given how you aren't used to the idea of talking blue hedgehogs, you must be from someplace I haven't been to yet!"
"well... I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fastest thing alive!"
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
"well... I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! Fastest thing alive!"
"...oh, hey! Looks like someone's here! Never seen a Hedgehog before?"
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 AM
"...oh, hey! Looks like someone's here! Never seen a Hedgehog before?"
[NC]
"Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself."
"Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself."
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
[NC]
"Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself."
"Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself."
"watch your mouth, we still release games on your consoles, big N."
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
"watch your mouth, we still release games on your consoles, big N."
"They told me to tune into this one... Just to see nothing new and to lose to Mario... Again."
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"They told me to tune into this one... Just to see nothing new and to lose to Mario... Again."
"ah, can't be too mad... Rock got a new game and he totally stole the show!"
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"ah, can't be too mad... Rock got a new game and he totally stole the show!"
"sheesh... Not a SINGLE reward for Crossworlds, huh? Well... Can't say I'm entirely surprised... Ah well, we'll get 'em next time..."
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"sheesh... Not a SINGLE reward for Crossworlds, huh? Well... Can't say I'm entirely surprised... Ah well, we'll get 'em next time..."
"heh, I like the sound of that."
December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"heh, I like the sound of that."
"yeah, keep drivin' with the fishes. Steve sends his regards, by the way..."
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"yeah, keep drivin' with the fishes. Steve sends his regards, by the way..."
"nah, it's fine, really. You can keep racing with your cows and snowmen while I go hang out with Pac-Man and Mega Man. It's cool."
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"nah, it's fine, really. You can keep racing with your cows and snowmen while I go hang out with Pac-Man and Mega Man. It's cool."
"sounds like someone's jealous of our guest characters...!"
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"sounds like someone's jealous of our guest characters...!"
"reeeaaally? Only then? You sure you aren't missing out?"
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"reeeaaally? Only then? You sure you aren't missing out?"
"that so?"
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"that so?"
